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[-] ulu_mulu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

No, but it's highly unlikely since before it's been buttered it doesn't know yet which side to fall upon.

[-] NightLily@forum.basedcount.com 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No it just self butters itself whilst falling. Only impossible for it to hit the floor whilst unbuttered.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Wait, self-buttering toast parachutes?! Are we onto something???

[-] NightLily@forum.basedcount.com 2 points 2 years ago

This sounds like evil magic I won't have a part of this!

[-] markr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Nope. My toast just fell into the bottom of the toaster oven. I was like 'who ate one of my precious toasties!'. I blamed the dogs. Then I found it. I didn't apologize. Dogs are stupid.

[-] Kaladin_Stormblessed 2 points 2 years ago

No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face

[-] BNE 1 points 2 years ago

It's not falling - it's diving.

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