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Petty thief (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 11 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] javasux@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago
[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My first cat used to sneak into my cupboard and sleep in there. I had no idea until one day I got home from work and was making supper. I reached into the cupboard to grab a plate and felt something big and furry instead.

I (~must of~) must have sounded like a 10 year old school girl. Nearly ended up being an unscheduled laundry day.

Edited to keep the grammar police happy.

[-] M137@lemm.ee 30 points 11 months ago

Must have*

"Must of" isn't a thing, and you should understand that without someone pointing it out. Same as "could/should/would of" isn't correct. Learn basic grammar.

[-] radix@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago

You're being unnecessarily rude, and you should understand that without someone pointing it out. Learn basic manners.

[-] boyi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah. You're a bit direct but I do need a person like you to point things up for something I did wrong unintentionally.

However I wonder if any native speaker don't realize there's something wrong with these sentences. Even a non-native like me can see that. Maybe it's intentionally done; they know it's not correct but they just want to keep up with the wrong trend.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 11 months ago
[-] Daxter101 15 points 11 months ago

Crumply crinkly. Want.

[-] Duranie@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

Kitty isn't actually eating Cheetos. This is a photo from a seance and they've connected to the spirit of the original Chester Cheetah. This is simply ectoplasm being expelled.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

What? You either need to be taking more or less of your drugs. But you are definitely not taking the right amount of drugs right now.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 11 months ago

Thank god my cat aren't that smart

[-] June@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

That cat knows what it’s doing is bad. What a little shithead.

[-] instamat@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

They definitely know. My dog waits until I’m not around to get into the things she’s not supposed to have.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Same with my cats and jumping on the counter. They won't do it while I'm in the kitchen but as soon as I leave the room it's a free-for-all.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Cat burglar.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Petty the thief.....

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What am I missing? I don't see anything in the picture

[-] soliloquy@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

On a browser click the image and it'll open a gif

[-] cupcakezealot 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

it's loki from the loki show tiktok <3 i love him 🥹

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