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[-] kromem@lemmy.world 129 points 11 months ago

I like to imagine this person comments essentially the same thing on every listing.

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

I think they do.

Who borrows drawers, and then claims to have lost them ?

[-] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Pretty common tactic to drive the price down is to make potential buyers think it’s either stolen, damaged, or unavailable. They’re doing a pretty good job of that

[-] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Haggling the price down from £5? And here I thought I was stingy.

[-] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Go try to sell something on Facebook market place and you’ll understand that this is far from the cheapest person on there

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Who borrows drawers, and then claims to have lost them?

Humans. You'd be surprised.

Who rapes children?

Who drinks their own urine to "detox"?

Who steals from old people's pensions?

Who lies about medical qualifications?

Who tortures animals for fun?

. . .

I wish lying about some drawers was the most outrageous thing humans would do.

Having said that, what you guys describe above is a possibility and if that's the case, then it's hilarious!

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

What the fuck, man - who just dumps that kind of negativity all over someone like that?

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Welcome to the Internet

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Bro. That's not negativity. That's reality.

My real life is quite good, I gotta say. It's full of nice, caring, loving people. But I've seen the ugly side of things, and anybody saying "wuuuut, who would lie about some drawers?!" is being naive at best.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

You're fucked in the head... Who goes straight to that they're clearly not comparable...

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lemmy, could you not mention crimes against humanity? FOR FIVE MINUTES

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They are, and that's exactly my point.

Someone saying "WHO lies about some drawers?!" as if it was the most outrageous thing is the world, well, should know that humans are capable of way worse.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Its outrageous because its absurd, not because its evil. Its concerning that you can't tell the difference.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well, now you're coming down to interpretations. I couldn't care less if your condescending brain finds it concerning.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

"I couldn't care less about coming across like a psycho"

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

lol ok snowflake. Go back to reddit.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Because there are no right wing incels like you on reddit?

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Lol ok troll.

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

Yes yes, but how does it happen? You were out walking your drawers, and you never saw them again after you popped into the shops to buy cauliflower?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

🎵 We do, We Do 🎵

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

drinking urine is so passe

you gotta soak eggs in children's urine to get the real benefit

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Given your handle, I find it funny how well your post could be another Stonecutters verse or two.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah probably

[-] Starzil@lemm.ee 70 points 11 months ago

What a shit type of person. Also, how the hell would you be able to lose this thing? Of course, they’re crap at lying too.

[-] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Headingley has a lot of students and students move around a lot, I guess it could happen.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I think CleoTheWizard has figured out the mystery

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 35 points 11 months ago

The nerve of some people. Just how does someone get it in their head that this kind of behaviour is okay?

[-] Coskii 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How in the hell did the blue buy the 'I lost it' excuse? It's a piece of furniture. It's not like you take it out anywhere unless you're moving.

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

The seller might have moved during the year? Someone commented that the area is a college town and students move a lot so maybe? Or the true owner is more patient than smart and was ppaying the long game? Or knew the seller was full of shit and was still playing the long game?

[-] Vigge93@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I know, it's absolutely ridiculous for blue to demand money after this long of a time /s

[-] oyo@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I'm SO outraged by this random thing on the Internet that probably isn't even real! GOSH! I wonder if all this made up rage I have from constantly reading this stuff has a long term detrimental effect on my mental health? The freaking nerve!

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

You may be reading a bit much into my comment. Chill out, dude before you give yourself an aneurysm.

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