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[-] kromem@lemmy.world 129 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine this person comments essentially the same thing on every listing.

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

I think they do.

Who borrows drawers, and then claims to have lost them ?

[-] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Pretty common tactic to drive the price down is to make potential buyers think it’s either stolen, damaged, or unavailable. They’re doing a pretty good job of that

[-] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Haggling the price down from £5? And here I thought I was stingy.

[-] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Go try to sell something on Facebook market place and you’ll understand that this is far from the cheapest person on there

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who borrows drawers, and then claims to have lost them?

Humans. You'd be surprised.

Who rapes children?

Who drinks their own urine to "detox"?

Who steals from old people's pensions?

Who lies about medical qualifications?

Who tortures animals for fun?

. . .

I wish lying about some drawers was the most outrageous thing humans would do.

Having said that, what you guys describe above is a possibility and if that's the case, then it's hilarious!

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

What the fuck, man - who just dumps that kind of negativity all over someone like that?

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the Internet

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bro. That's not negativity. That's reality.

My real life is quite good, I gotta say. It's full of nice, caring, loving people. But I've seen the ugly side of things, and anybody saying "wuuuut, who would lie about some drawers?!" is being naive at best.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You're fucked in the head... Who goes straight to that they're clearly not comparable...

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lemmy, could you not mention crimes against humanity? FOR FIVE MINUTES

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They are, and that's exactly my point.

Someone saying "WHO lies about some drawers?!" as if it was the most outrageous thing is the world, well, should know that humans are capable of way worse.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Its outrageous because its absurd, not because its evil. Its concerning that you can't tell the difference.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well, now you're coming down to interpretations. I couldn't care less if your condescending brain finds it concerning.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"I couldn't care less about coming across like a psycho"

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lol ok snowflake. Go back to reddit.

[-] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Because there are no right wing incels like you on reddit?

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Yes yes, but how does it happen? You were out walking your drawers, and you never saw them again after you popped into the shops to buy cauliflower?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

🎵 We do, We Do 🎵

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

drinking urine is so passe

you gotta soak eggs in children's urine to get the real benefit

Given your handle, I find it funny how well your post could be another Stonecutters verse or two.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
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