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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Something_Complex@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

I was playing DnD with my friends, but unfortunately we are retarded get distracted easy so the whole game we would move nothing.

We decided to remove some of the habilities rolls in orders to make it faster, and it worked. The game was finally moving, and the storyline was progressing like a normal game.

This was all about 2 months ago, nowa few days ago they wanted them back, when I started asking why, they would say shit like:" My character is better now"....

Bro just me an the DM where like...but we did it for the time you fucks. Don't you remember?.....

Either way, we voted they won, we played 3 hrs of game and nothing happened we did almost nothing.

GUESS WHAT, we ended up back to o removing some rolls..... Dude they just didn't remember, and that was an 2months ago

They aren't specially stupid, most of them are average intelligence , but they forget.

I'm afraid that so has America, and we end up with this cunt as president.....fuck me

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[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Uhhhhh…

I’m a little lost on this story.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 58 points 11 months ago

They removed an element of the game that was slowing the players down but 2 months later the players demanded it'd be added back, which slowed the game down again.

The players demanded that element back because they forgot how much it ruined their game so quickly.

They're saying that people who forget how bad it was to have Trump well somehow get him back into office.

It isn't a super direct analogy.

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 29 points 11 months ago

This sounds about right, but OP could really have done with double checking their post before submitting.

Reads like a drunk text.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Would have helped

[-] Froyn@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Sure it is. The DND players are "Muslims for Trump"...
Cause we all know Cheeto would have definitely stopped Israel after the initial retaliation.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

I write these sometimes. I guess one of these:

  1. very tired

  2. lil drunk

3)non-native speaker

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 11 points 11 months ago

I'm going to go with all three: sleepy sloshed Spaniard

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Not too far, Portuguese

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago
[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I've done that a few times where I'm completely baffled at the thought process behind someone's post. Then I remember I might just be talking to a 14 year old, and suddenly it all makes sense.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Yea, that's a good assessment also.

Definitely has a I'm 14 and this is deep vibe.

[-] OneLemmyMan@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago
[-] astronaut_sloth@mander.xyz 26 points 11 months ago

I think what they're saying is that Americans don't pay attention and forgot how terrible the Trump presidency was because it's been a few years. Most people think that "we're better now" and any major issues have abated without understanding that nothing has fundamentally changed. Because of all that, Trump will win the election. The DnD portion of the post is just what got OP to think about this.

Sad thing is that there's merit to the argument. It's the old trope of "Americans have short memories."

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I see…

Yeah, us Americans are a pretty retarded bunch.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 16 points 11 months ago

Off topic but DND kind of sucks as a rule system, and you should probably look for something that's a good fit for your group out of the box.

Fate is very fast and pretty free form. Also free.

[-] jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social 13 points 11 months ago

Public Education has failed us. Either that or autocorrect.

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ I'm Portuguese go fuck yourselves whenever you learn another language.

Dumbasses can't talk more then one language and still bash. Go fucking home

[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

In fairness, I assumed you were American too, because you said "we end up with this guy as president".

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Well i don't really appreciate the geopolitical control the US has over the world. But for better or worse Europe and The US are in a "ride or die" type of situation

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

I think that ironically plays into their point, because they didn't even pay attention when making this post about people not paying attention

[-] Argongas@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

There are so many things these days which co-opt and diminish our ability to pay attention and focus, it wouldn't be all that surprising if it's also affecting memory.

The book Stolen Focus goes into these issues, but diet, air pollution, smart phones, social media, and instant gratification tired to consumerism all diminish our ability to focus.

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Don’t forget, the GOP will be winning control of the Senate pretty soon, too.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

I feel like this post is going to get some people very wound up. Therefore, I'll just say this. Trump isn't unique and the attitude many see in him isn't tied to a political party.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 6 points 11 months ago

I just want to point out that in Pathfinder there is a good mechanic for selecting presidents.

[-] evdo 6 points 11 months ago
[-] dukethorion@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

TDS is a condition for which you could seek treatment. Stop letting orange man bad occupy space in your brain.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

DND players wanted to try to play.by the full rules again and learned that it wasn't working out despite the reasons they thought it might != People re-electing a criminal into office

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I gotta say I love the controversy this post got

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