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[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

At least she ain’t Amber Heard

[-] charolastra@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago
[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[-] FQQD@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Norgur@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

What was the expected surprise?

[-] TheWoozy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

An expected surprise? No such thing.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There are no noodles in this picture

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

How are these not noodles?

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

According to your quote, noodles are long, and they're strips or strings

Penne is extruded, and relative to macaroni it's long.

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

They're extruded, but not into strips or strings. I'd argue they're not long enough to be described as "long", but that part is certainly imprecise

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

This is penne, not noodles.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

A penne for your thoughts?

[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"My disappointment..."

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

nyeh heh heh

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