I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I shit in the sink.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I'm dead.

I went from sitting in my Jeep in my garage to falling a couple feet onto the floor. Otherwise no issues.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.

I just fell off the couch.

I no longer have a cat laying on my back.

I fell off the bed and got a nasty hit on my head against the bedside table. Thanks, I guess?

A chunk of file cabinet where my knee was falls to the floor. I fall to the ground, twisting my hip joint quite uncomfortably, possibly enough to pull something. I can't actually tell if my leg would be totally trapped, or if I could at least slide it out. If it's caught it's going to be a shitty wait for rescue.

I fall off the couch.

Taking a dump in my neighbors hallway

I'll end up lying on the floor of the store room. No thank you for my butt hurting me.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

Depends Is that like 4 school buses or more like half a pen?

I am in my cat's litter box

My upper body has fused with an ICEE machine.