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[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 33 points 11 months ago

that dawn of humanity is only going to work if the rewind/fast forward is instantaneous.

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[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 33 points 11 months ago

"Yes, chief, I'll need 72h to manually review all 72h of footage and cannot do any other activities in the meantime."

[-] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 25 points 11 months ago

I'm realizing now that this would have been super useful when I worked in Loss Prevention way back when. Wish I had known...

[-] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 28 points 11 months ago

Even without algorithm knowledge it should be fairly obvious that you can just fast forward several minutes and check if the item has gone missing.

Not the most efficient solution, but beats watching the entire tape in real time.

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[-] Dukeofdummies@kbin.social 24 points 11 months ago

I mean, in the era of VHS this won't work because ultimately you're fast forwarding and rewinding. So you're gonna watch it anyway. but in the digital era I thought this would be what any Police officer did?

Like... they're not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?

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[-] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

In Artillery you call it bracketing/straddling.

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[-] 8000mark@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 months ago

For anybody else looking for the source of this quote: https://archive.md/RyZI0

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