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bite rule (ani.social)
submitted 2 years ago by hulemy@ani.social to c/196
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[-] aluminiumsandworm@kbin.social 62 points 2 years ago

i showed this to my wife and she bit me

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

That’s crazy your wife had the same reaction when I showed her.

[-] SirStumps@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Your never going to believe this...

[-] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Oh thanks. I didn't know i dropped my never going to believe this

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 34 points 2 years ago

My partner doesn't understand the urge. He says silly things like "why do you want to bite me" and "please stop ambushing my with your mouth." He often retaliates by slobbering all over me, which is gross and yucky. How do I make him understand I'm not in control of the urge, and that I need to be satiated?

[-] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Try to make an analogy to a dog or cat. They have biting needs and we give them appropriate toys to satiate that craving. They just needs to accept that they're the only toy that can satiated your natural instincts.

[-] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

"You got to understand, you just need to accept that you're the only toy that can satiate my natural instincts"

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago

Can confirm. As a man, I have never chewed my food.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

#JustWomanThings

[-] bbpolterGAYst 24 points 2 years ago

so true bestie. sometimes i wish i had a partner so that i could give them love bites. and for some reason i also want to, like, actually bite off a piece of their flesh. and eat it. i dont know why

[-] Dfy@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

That's why my girlfriend bites me THAT hard. Ouch

[-] TheBlue22 20 points 2 years ago

I always wondered why my gf likes biting me

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

No, it's more of a neurodivergent thing.

[-] hulemy@ani.social 31 points 2 years ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

chomps back

[-] HoodieGyaru 12 points 2 years ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Me when I see someone:

[-] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

Fish when they see bait:

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] snugglebutt 3 points 2 years ago

Does for bathtubs what Jaws did for the ocean.

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

My girlfriend has never bitten me, I'm confused...

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

She has exceptional self control.

[-] ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net 7 points 2 years ago

I had to lay down ground rules cause my gf bites me so much

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ok so it's not just me.

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