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Anon fumbles it (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] gon@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago

I want to know how this turned out

[-] colorlessness@lemmy.world 108 points 11 months ago

Don’t worry it was fake the whole time

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 21 points 11 months ago

can confirm, you don't match with attractive girls on dating apps and even if you do, you won't find a connection because they barely respond because they have so many other matches

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 11 months ago

Fake: Anon talks to a woman without using incel slurs.

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

That's actually hilarious lmao, any woman who didn't immediately throw her underwear off then cook him tendies after is a dirty roastie

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago

And her name? Peggy.

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

ffs anon she could be busy doing some shit that just came up, and here you are with your unblinking eyeballs physically welded to your phone screen. Go play some vidyaz for a few hours then text again, you moron.

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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