:)

Oh god

Oh shit.

I get shot by richard stallman

There's worse ways to go I guess

uh oh

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

I die with a smile on my face

I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.

Spagettigification🫠

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

It's shocking.

Into the void I go

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

Not too bad, im alive in practice

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.

Some wanker on a bike

I died as I lived

Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.

no bueno.

A bit excessive, don't you think?

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

I like the view; Though the pressure will end me

at least there's dirt

Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.

My name is just my name… idk what that means 😥

In a bombastic manner

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

Oh god oh fuck

Yes

Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.