Your username is how you die, how bad is it? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023

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