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[-] TIN@feddit.uk 64 points 1 year ago

Make a hole somewhere else, pick it up on a crane, drop it into the water. Job done.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Amusingly close to the truth.

The sides are made elsewhere, and craned in. They are then pile-driven into the riverbed. You can then pump the new hole dry, and start working on the foundations.

[-] Darken@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No Just put sand on the parameter until it reaches the surface then use sponges to dry out the water inside

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I. Drink. Your. River.

[-] bobzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You just need the right mod.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Just bucket the water source block, duh

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

It's all source blocks, we're gonna need to spam sponges

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Step 1: Cut a hole in the water

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Moses, that you?

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Scoop the water out until you reach the bottom, dig foundations, put water back in. Simple.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Close, but they just use a pump.

[-] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Pumping is just advanced in-line scooping. Change my mind.

[-] Ieatcrayons@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I'm trying to find a way to refute this, but I cannot.

[-] Aurix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Do they use a Rent-A-Moses who then has to stay still for a couple of days until he can finally let his arms down?

[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This thing can fit a house and a small yard

Probably a bad idea to build there though...

[-] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They dig the hole first and then fill in the river.

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