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[-] smashboy@kbin.social 86 points 2 years ago

The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago

Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?

[-] simple@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago
[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Oh that's good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I have duplicate comments posted all the time. I think it’s just bugs in the 3rd party apps.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 years ago

I'm disappointed that there's not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.

[-] ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

If you dissociate first it feels like someone else is touching you

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

It takes me 45 minutes to cry sometimes. Don’t judge me

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Nothing to be shamed of, i also used to spend 45 minutes crying, but through hard work and dedication I'm now able to finish crying in as little as 25 minutes!

So just keep at it!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 years ago

Gotta get that shower warmed up while you take a naked poop.

[-] akariii 20 points 2 years ago

my favorite chapter of "I can't believe it's not loss"

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 2 years ago

The third and forth panel should be switched. Hope whorever repost this correct that.

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[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

Luckily I have managed to spend less time in the shower.
One thing that (at least I think so) affected the time reduction greatly was using a stopwatch to see, how much time I use.

But sometimes it just feels so good to just stand there under! Especially if you feel cold!

[-] Epzillon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

The second I close my eyes in the shower I am immediately having 5 different arguments or ideas and when I open them 10 minutes have passed

[-] Mighty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: you can shower as long as you want if you're vegan. Not eating animals will safe enough water to have the shower running 24/7 afaik

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

found the fucking vegan, though how could you not, they always announce themselves

[-] Mighty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

You nerd. It's just a fact. Can you stop being an asocial dick?

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought so, it's why I typed it.

Found the carnist and their one joke

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Sweet, my wife is vegan I am not. So between us we can have a 12 hour shower each.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I'm a vegan for the duration of the shower then

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you're a poor fart like me who has children who like to spend way too much time using up the hot water doing said things...

https://showersavingtimer.com/products/showerwizard-1

The price made up for itself in 3 months in my house lol.

The wife hated me when I got it too, but at least I don't have paint bubbling walls anymore and they aren't taking $1 showers every day twice a day. Don't forget to turn off your bathroom fan to get it extra warm and humid then close the door after getting out and still not turn it on...

Being able to shit in the nice toilet is a nice side bonus so people aren't hogging the good bathroom for an hour at a time.

Check your state's website for free LED bulbs, shower heads, air sealing, even furnaces if you're low income.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Who the hell showers for 6 minutes or longer? I get wet, turn of the water to soap up and then rinse myself. The whole thing takes like 5 minutes. And the water is on for half that time. You people have issues.

[-] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

i like to roleplay as a lobster

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It helps to use more than one type of soap (shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash) and then also have to shave your lower extremities. I have an exfoliation cloth I use that I don't get quite clean without. I'm pretty sure that's not even a high maintenance routine when it comes to women.

Easily 15 minutes for me, 30 if I take time to enjoy (distract myself with) the warm water. That's not counting all the stuff I do after the shower. I have pretty bad ADHD though so time tends to melt away for me in general.

Sorry mate, best I can offer is less frequent showers and keeping an eye on the dirty bits a la mila kunis and ashton kutcher. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my hair doesn't tolerate daily washing anyways.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

As a woman I can confirm. Sometimes I skip my hair or shaving, but when I need to do both there is no way I'm taking less than 6 minutes. 10 minimum.

[-] Unanimous_anonymous@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I think that comment is saying the opposite of what you're saying

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

You are right, my comment would make more sense if I did it under meowmix's one. Oh well

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's because they get distracted like above or just use it to 'relax'.

Tubs really need to be larger so people can lay in them. Even then, it still takes about 15 gallons of hot water to submerge someone. If I ever get even marginally richer, it'll be one of the first things I do. A properly sized tub you can lay down in. Making your knees hurt from having to stay bent or having your entire torso stick out of the water sucks.

People shit on Shower bath shower, but Faye had the first 2/3s right. Get the quick gross shit off, plug the drain. Let it fill while you shower then fill the rest if need be. The water will stay hot longer and you can actually lay back and relax.

Edit: The main thing is people feel like they use less water when they shower. But it does nothing when you stay in that long. Seeing a tub full of water is way more visceral. I just invite people to plug the tub next time you start showering and see how much you actually use up in those 30 minutes.

Most low flow shower heads are 2.5 gallons per minute. It'll only take about 15 minutes to fill your tub enough to submerge yourself.

Meanwhile women also like their showers at roughly the temperature of the surface of the sun to scrub away all that self imagined sin and yuck so it's like 3:1 gallons hot to cold vs 2:1 for normal people.

[-] MudMan@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

This is the tamest version of this meme possible. I do have to say, despite the lack of sex stuff it is not inaccurate.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

I just sit in the corner like Gollum with a towel wrapped around me for like 20 minutes after I turn the water off.

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Haha I'm a waterbender!

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago

*notices one arm * But what of the rest of trogdor?

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Top right. Especially if you're trying to divert a curly to the drain without having it touch your feet.

[-] backhdlp 6 points 2 years ago

I just stand there, thinking

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Oppai, nice

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
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