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I'll just be over here giving myself a handé

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[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 125 points 1 year ago

There IS a fancy term for a fuck buddy. The word is "paramour"

But if you actually used it, people would think you're pretentious lmao.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Baisez mon pote? Ami avec avantages?

Nah, those still sound pretty pretentious.

That's because it's fr*nch

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Side note: 11/10 username, good sir. I tip my hat.

[-] ailepet 11 points 1 year ago

Nah, "baisez mon pote" means "fuck my friend". A proper translation would be "pote de baise", although to be honest I've never heard it in use here — the more common expression is "plan cul", which minimizes the "buddy" part but can obviously cover a lot of nuances.

At least that's what I'm guessing from the TV shows, everyone I know is either in an actual relationship or does not have s*x at all 🤷

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm never going to be able to read HGTTG the same again after seeing your username. Thanks a lot

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

You are quite welcome, enjoy!

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Baisez mon pommes de terre

[-] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Me when fr*nch language 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Oui oui, Baguette, Croissant, Omelette Du Fromage, Gérard Depardieu.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Foux da fafa

[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

giving multiple Shrek's a blowjob?

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Does shrek get as horny over it as you? or are just using him?

[-] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago

Dafuq? My unengaged fuckbuddies can call me whatever they want.

Prude prune embittered craving for marriage...

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I can't be the only one that internally rolls my eyes when people refer to their significant other as a fiance/fiancee, right?

Unless you have a date set and it's soon, don't try to church up your situation.

[-] Alcatorda@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Mm, I think you actually may be the only one.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Guess you're right, oh well. c/unpopular opinion for me.

I think it's a vestige from my time in the military and how many stripper fiancees my soldiers had.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Oof, you're the only one. As long as no one is playing grab ass at the roller coaster line, I think we're good.

[-] kattenluik@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

Getting angry or complaining about how someone calls their significant other and gatekeeping when it can be used is something they should've learnt to get over a long time ago.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with grabbing your partner's ass in public every once in a while.

[-] kurwa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Sombyr@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

You'd hate me then. I'm not even married nor engaged to my wife. We just call each other that because it feels nice.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's somehow much better in my mind. Assuming you don't do it with every tinder date that lets you get your dick wet.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't know. My wife's the only person I've ever dated. Probably wouldn't just do that with random dates though. My wife and I knew eachother for a while before we were dating and got close even before then. That's why I was comfortable calling her my wife. I was confident it'd last. Even then it wasn't until a while in the relationship that we started doing it.

Plus we'd been getting mistaken for a married couple quite a lot, so I figured why not just act like one? Takes off the pressure to actually get married too early, too. After all, what's there to gain that we can't gain without it?

[-] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Depending on where you live and when you began behaving like this and calling her your wife, you may in fact be married.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Luckily, I did look up the laws for my state, and legally we aren't technically married, but we do have the right and sometimes the obligation to apply for some marriage related benefits. It's weirdly inconsistent.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My wife and I get a huge tax break for filing jointly, not to mention healthcare and life insurance benefits.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, don't think we can do any of those to any significant effect. We're both on medicaid and non-taxable disability income. In other words, we don't usually legally have to file taxes unless we had some other kind of income that year because it's just gonna be a long string of zeros.

What we can do though is file for disability as a married couple, then we can legally save up a lot more money in exchange for being paid slightly less. The requirements for that are just living together and "holding yourself out as a married couple to the community you live." Well, actually, there is a bit of awkwardness with the wording last I checked that accidentally makes it only apply to heterosexual couples, but I'm sure they legally have to apply the rule to homosexual couples as well. We'll see anyway.

I believe we also have the same visitation rights as a married couple if we're ever hospitalized, which is helpful considering we've both found ourselves hospitalized as a result of our disabilities a few times. I'm not certain about that though. We had quite a distance separating us every time that's happened so far, so haven't had the opportunity to test that.

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I think fiance, wife, and husband all sound bad. I call my partner my partner, because she's my life partner. Really it's a better description in my opinion. Being a wife or husband means absolutely nothing, especially given most end rather quickly

[-] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Hah, meanwhile I think partner sounds bad, because it will never stop making me think of a law firm.

[-] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Woah how did you get your username like that?

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You can change your display name on your instance settings.

[-] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

But how do you get the bold text?

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh! Lol. I used a text to emoji translator.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 points 1 year ago

My wife and I thought that phase was super weird honestly. It was like suddenly just by mentioning your gf/bf to a stranger you're telling them a really major thing in your life.

[-] Franzia 4 points 1 year ago

Me and who?

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