"No, they weren't. Though we are somehow distantly related." answers the guy next to you, who, as a side note, was never fun at parties.
"letting people be factually wrong" is how we got to this gestures wildly at the world
Any party that requires you to ignore that to have fun is not really a fun party.
Yea, yea. Aliens act like they never went through a funky monkey stage. Up tight pricks.
But what if they didn't go through a funky money stage. What if they went through a funky starfish phase?
Something something we all get fucked no matter the hole.
'Bruh, we literally all came from the poop organisms that survived on space rocks from that one planet that exploded a Brazilian years ago. Why are you being weird?'
Alien: Zorgblorx, set the timejump crystal. We're about a million years too late.
Zorgblorx doesn't know you can just visit a zoo. Or Africa.
Yes, but we aren't descended from modern apes living in Africa or in zoos in 2026.
Says the being going all colorful at the table.
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