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[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 20 hours ago

I don't get this reasoning.

Your urge to pee is never going to go away on its own. So the quicker you get to it, the quicker you get to sleep soundly. There really is nothing better than a warm bed to slide back into after emptying your bladder.

[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

What happens to me is I get up and pee, and now I'm too awake to fall asleep.

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

The worst is when you wake up needing to pee and it’s less than 1 hour from when you need to get up for the day

[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 19 points 2 days ago
[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Now I'm wet, cold, and the wife is furious.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

you're supposed to fall asleep before it gets cold

[-] protogen420 3 points 1 day ago

if you slept with the dog in the couch instead this wouldn't be a problem

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago

Everyday around 4am

[-] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

May I introduce u to the concept of the pissdrawer?

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

can't rest in piss

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 5 points 2 days ago

rest in piss

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Ironically, why I'm awake now!

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

We're all slaves to or bladders 🤷

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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