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[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like my job at a small full-house IT company. We did anything IT related the customer wanted. We got paid $1.2k by a rich guy to fix his son's Roblox account once.

[-] Loce@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I've been worked there, for not nearly that amount of money :(

[-] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 19 points 7 hours ago

Eh I had a job like this. Was for a small company. If that was a large corp id say fuck no but if small company? Its fine.

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 29 points 9 hours ago

anything to do with printers better be 200k or higher

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

The funny thing about jobs is that demand for the job tends to scale with pay. Of all the IT positions in an office, the guy fixing the printers is probably earning the least.

[-] CleanPizza@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

This is basically my current job. Almost the same pay (120k) in the Seattle area.

I work 50-70 hours a week

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

You’re worth $200k in that HCOL area.

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 90 points 16 hours ago

Wait this is just my current job but with double the pay...

fuck I gotta get a new job

[-] big_bangus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

same here, ouch

[-] parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 20 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, you need a new job. This is also my current job for not enough pay. You're getting shafted.

With that being said, this isn't really 3 jobs like the post implies. If you've worked with data integrations before, you know how SQL, APIs and cloud solutions interact.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Shhh don't let hr know, or your manager

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 14 hours ago

Honestly, this is what we currently have at our mid sized company. We get paid dogshit, nobody has a dedicated position we're just all "IT" and we do everything to keep shit running

[-] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 52 points 17 hours ago

Am I crazy that those sound reasonable IT manager level things? If company size is 100-200 endpoints, the IT manager should understand all of these, if he/she doesn't, I would not want to work at that IT team

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago

There’s not enough hours in day to do all those tasks that this will entail. You’ll constantly be dragged between different domains nd have no time to focus on anything

Source: I’ve done this job before. Company wasn’t even big either. Just 30 people or so

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 10 points 13 hours ago

You're not crazy, it's just that posts like this are generally tribal. Nobody here actually knows what the day-to-day of that job is, they just want a pretext to vent about their own experiences of being asked to do work that they didn't want to do.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

also potentially unpopular opinion: I've encountered about as many engineers over the years that were under-skilled for their positions, than ones who were competent. Whenever I see posters whine about how unreasonable the requirements for a job posting is, I always instinctively read it in one of the former's voices...

[-] xylol@leminal.space 24 points 16 hours ago

It manager level for entry level pay

[-] Auth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

110k usd is entry level pay? I hate america so much its unreal.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"Manager" in this context generally doesn't mean someone who has people reporting to them, it means someone who manages the IT. It can absolutely be an early-career role. See also: equipment manager, facilities manager etc.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

I've worked at places with <50 people where the 2 IT people had "manager" titles, but they were just "the IT people" in practice - one handled user stuff, the other was focused on the client-facing infrastructure.

Our lone HR person was also the "HR manager", we had a single "accounting manager", and a couple more like that. Some departments ended up expanding and the "managers" did end up with direct reports, but that's kinda just how small businesses work, this posting sounds a lot like that.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 16 points 15 hours ago

Have you seen pay these days? Where are you getting 110k entry level?

[-] Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today 6 points 13 hours ago

California has a minimum wage for software employees to be salaried and not pay them overtime (salaried exempt). It's about $123k. I've never seen an entry level position that didn't expect overtime, so $110k is actually low unless it's a part time internship.

Also leaving that link there for anyone who might have just discovered their employer is doing wage theft and owes them a lot of money.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago

Ok anywhere with a cost of living that isn't California

[-] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 11 points 15 hours ago

If it's an onsite position, it depends on living costs.

Some people are claiming 3k for rent is the minimum in the area. Just north of Beverly Hills.

That's half the salary, just for a studio apartment. Then there's another chunk for taxes and they're left with 1-2k for general expenses and living life.

Salaries isn't a simple thing you can move from one area to another

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[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

P1: Printer not working again!

P2: Ah I'll go tell that programmer guy

That company, probably

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

“You’re good with computers, right?”

I swear these people probably ask their Uber drivers to fix their transmission because they’re “good with cars”.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 13 hours ago

Found the listing for anyone curious about the company. It's a recruitment company recruiting for a law firm.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/information-technology-manager-at-bookman-consulting-4453231245

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 4 points 8 hours ago

I'm going to start a recruiting company to find this recruiting company a better job listing.

[-] BeardededSquidward 17 points 15 hours ago

I worked a short stint as a network administrator for a company I did not like at all. I figured it'd be a foot in the door, but boy was I wrong. I didn't last 6 months, I was doing work of a network tech, network admin, security tech for door locks and cameras, a custodian, and general computer tech in all that. It was a VASTLY underpaid position for the work.

[-] derry@midwest.social 21 points 16 hours ago

Meanwhile CEO makes 3mil a year while planning to ~~sell~~ merge the company with another one and get the golden parachute.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 8 hours ago

CEO gets the golden parachute, employees get the golden shower.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 25 points 17 hours ago

Typical of a 20-30 people company where everyone has to do different things.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 13 hours ago

Our client is a large Law Firm in Los Angeles (Sherman Oaks Area) that is looking to hire a talented IT Manager. They have an excellent culture and do a great job at retaining their staff long-term. This person MUST live in LA and be willing to be on site!!

Though it's not an IT company so their IT department may very well be like 2 or 3 people

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Sounds like their IT team is going to be this one person

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 105 points 22 hours ago

A German three letter agency had a similar ad. They were looking for someone who was proficient in encryption, hacking, protocols on Windows, Mac and Linux, and a few other things in that area. Experienced both in programming and leadership. And as a cherry on the top, this person would have to have knowledge about all the legal aspects of all of this, too.

All for a midrange bureaucrat salary. A security expert commented on this something like "if i had someone with that kind of skill set and experience, I would hire him out for a daily fee about as high as their offered monthly salary."

[-] tty5@lemmy.world 40 points 18 hours ago

Many years ago I got offered 20% over minimum wage to manage, among other things, all email servers of a large banking association representing >90% of a national market.

It was less than what a Tesco cashier was making in the area.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

When I was a student, I already had my Novell admin certificate, so it got some jobs on the side. Someone pointed me to a law firm where the owner wanted their PCs networked. We met, he showed me the list of hardware he wanted to buy - everything top notch, big server, new PCs with all bells, whistles and gongs back then, 19in rack for all the necessities, etc. That list was an offer from an expensive office outfitter he knew.

He "just" needed someone to install the stuff. I could easily have done that, but all he offered was a kind of internship. Oh what I could learn from working with top of the pop equipment! I told him I was here because it already knew everything that was needed. He then offered me that I could take the old PCs as "compensation".

I left, and warned others not to waste time with that idiot.

[-] tty5@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

And people still get mad when we give honest feedback about compensation.

Shout-out to the recruiter who tried to convince me to take a 60k paycut because nobody will pay my current rate ( the one I was already being paid ). I strive to reach your level of audacity one day.

[-] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 16 points 17 hours ago

Would be an OK salary for most of Europe. Most countries here have relatively solid health care insurance, affordable education and a pension fund included, so that some of the biggest costs of living in the US don't even make a dent in the salary.

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 12 points 16 hours ago

I'm in Sweden, this would be an amazing salary. I make maybe 40% of that, and I'm pretty well paid.

But you have a functional social safety net, insurance and retirement covered with your taxes. We don't and is horribly expensive to fork $24K a year to have access to health with a $7K deductible while thinking that if you get fired the equivalent of UB pay is $226/wk after you present substantiation to the state that you're trying to get work. On top of that insurance is tied to employment and that heavily influences work mobility and care as if anyone gets anything catastrophic loses the job, the insurance and all your savings.

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 10 points 14 hours ago

But you have a functional social safety net

I grew up in poverty, I know what this social safety net looked like 20 years ago. It's been hollowed out by a decade of alt-right governance since. They've pushed the non-white welfare king/queen narrative hard.

Living on subsistence minimum isn't really a comfortable life. You have to constantly apply for it and get scrutinised, and sometimes you get automatically denied because the government has applied a quota that försäkringskassan has to fill; it's luck of the draw.

It's certainly not something I'd ever view as a nice stress-free fallback to recover from, it's a full-time job in and of itself, and that's not counting the critique you have to put up with from society for using the system as it is intended.

insurance and retirement covered with your taxes.

Ish. Current retirees are covered by current taxpayers. My retirement will be covered by future taxpayers. This has lead to the retirement age being bumped up a couple of times the past few years, because there's not enough taxes coming in to cover retirement. I don't expect to ever actually retire.

The average pension income currently is 16400 crowns a month before taxes. My rent is 8.4k and it goes up with several hundred a year. Pensions generally remain fairly static.

By insurance I guess you mean healthcare. This is largely true, we have a high-cost protection, and that includes visits so if you buy enough meds or visit the doctors enough each year, the high cost protection kicks in, it's currently at approximately 3000 crowns.

My a-kassa isn't free, nor is it tax funded. I personally pay for that on a monthly basis. It's also tied to you looking for work.

There are upsides and downsides to everything. Things get bad here, too.

Great perspective, thank you for sharing that effectively not everything is perfect or works as intended.

I see your struggle and hope we all can make it right for us, our kids and their kids, thank you for fighting the good fight.

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 9 hours ago

Yeah. I mean I'm grateful I struggle with things here, because I've seen what it can look like in the U.S. - visited a dear friend in 2019, and despite having two people work four jobs they still couldn't really make ends meet. It's heartwrenching.

Struggle is always struggle. I hope things improve for all of us.

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[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 35 points 21 hours ago

You won’t get away with 100k if printer issues are included.. your soul and those of the other employees would be a start.

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