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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

You'll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.

[-] SnotFlickerman 24 points 6 days ago

If a guy won't tell you it's because he's igneous.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It’s because he’s actually slag.

[-] Nurgus@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock "The Duane" Johnson when mentioned verbally?

It's very satisfying.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago

He's none of those, he just tilts from side to side.

[-] X@piefed.world 2 points 6 days ago

No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.

[-] subgenius@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.

[-] EggInDisguise 3 points 6 days ago

Primarily in jungle regions though.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

We should really rename him to The Boulder.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago

I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

WHAT KIND OF STONE????????

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 6 days ago

He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

wooden like his acting, his behaviour behind the scenes is another matter.

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

He is cemented into his position

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

Obviously metamorphic because he's also been a tree.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.

[-] Sumocat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!

[-] SCmSTR 1 points 6 days ago

Mann... I don't know about the rock anymore. Something's seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn't outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.

He doesn't care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.

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