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There were plenty of signs

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

this took me ten years to understand and I then instantly died of "ugh daaad!"

[-] 0li0li@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Your fault, she told me you never talked to her.

[-] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Let's be honest, you wouldn't have felt heard on the long run.

[-] BuckFutter@timeyak.com 6 points 1 day ago

The silence must of been deafening.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Three-fingered signs, I'll wager.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026

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