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I made an apple peel itself [29:25]
(www.youtube.com)
Do this to an apple and you can get to play scientist and post it on Youtube. Do it to a Jehova's door-to-door evangelist that happens to come by at just the right time and suddenly you're a sick individual and on the run from the law. And your Youtube video gets taken down.
Hipocrisy!
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