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[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Funny, but that last one counts for Gaelic, not French.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

Without reason, sure, but with a gender

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

As someone learning french, all you gotta do is take an english word, add a bunch of vowels, and Vièoulâh!

[-] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

I understand how letter combinations in french are hard to get at first and there are sometimes many ways to write a sound, but once you learn them you will always know how a new word is pronounced. English is such a joke of a language that you never know how a word is pronounced until you hear it or you happen to know its ethymology...

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

So what you gotta do is settle the island with a bunch of Germans, then get conquered some centuries later by the French. Steal all the vocabulary from French - especially the vocabulary of the nobility - but keep the German grammar. Then just for fun when you are about to standardize your spelling with the invention of the printing press import a bunch of Dutch people to do your spelling for you

[-] Daryl76679@lemmy.ml 3 points 36 minutes ago

Don’t forget getting converted by St. Augustine bringing Latin and Greek words!

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 1 points 18 minutes ago

And who could forget grabbing all available loanwords from The Colonies

[-] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Slavic languages: nothing is silent. We write as we speak. For this we will also write your name as we think it should be written.

Example: Hju Džekman

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

"Write as we speak"

The biggest lie of the russian language.

In theory yes, but pronounciation of о depends on if it has stress or not and stress of the word you have to just know.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Fun fact, Poles in their infinite wisdom switched from using Cyrillic alphabet which naturally maps to Polish sounds https://www.omniglot.com/conscripts/polishcyrillic.htm

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

Huh. NATOpedia tells me that the Latin has always been the predominant script for Polish. But it only traces this back to the 13^th^ century or maybe the 10^th^, coinciding with the Christianization of Poland. Supposedly it was only a spoken previously, which sounds to me like historical revisionism to erase a Cyrillic predecessor. But if Cryllic only dates back to the 10^th^ century… 🤷

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Aye whundher why

[-] inlandempire@jlai.lu 5 points 3 hours ago

ils huent = they boo

only the u is needed

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