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LA, i guess (midwest.social)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by CrayonMaster@midwest.social to c/zillowgonewild@midwest.social

ETA: It has been brought to my attention that San Jose is not, in fact, a neighborhood in LA. Sorry, I'm from Iowa.

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[-] yote_zip@pawb.social 41 points 11 months ago

I'd really like to hear the realtor's description of this. "Yeah it's got an inactive meth lab but with a couple street contacts and a little elbow grease you could have it up and paying for itself in no time!"

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Business opportunity with an established and reliable customer base

[-] weirdboy@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

The listing says San Jose. So, not LA.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

But I thought Meth Labs were a southern tradition /s

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago

San Jose is quite a drive from LA

[-] greenteadrinker@midwest.social 16 points 11 months ago

Everywhere in California is LA to anyone outside of California

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

how I see it, outsiders see California in two different locations, LA and San Francisco(Bay Area), which the latter is bundled with.

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah but you could pretty much fit all of Portugal in the distance between them

[-] KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Here I was thinking California was IN L.A.

/s

[-] Taringano@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

LA is also quite a drive from LA

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Too bad it's inactive. They could have gotten another $125k.

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

I wonder if there's some government-backed amelioration they're teasing.

As an identified dangerous site, maybe you can get subsidies to tear it down in the name of "removing contamination", making it net cheaper than any other similar shack if your endgame is teardown-and-rebuild.

[-] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Inactive Meth Lab means bulldoze the current structure and build a similar one where this one stood. That house is ruined inside and out.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Was this in commercial or residential real estate?

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

The home is a money pit. The meth lab is just a fixer-upper

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

That looks exactly like the house Jessie Pinkman crawled out the second story window of and fell off the roof.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

so a selling point like game room or are the interior walls missing?

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