I wipe sitting. I think most people probably do. Standing up will push your arse cheeks together, so the poo inside the crack will just smear everywhere.

As for bidets, I don't use them. They're very rare in my country. I just wipe with toilet paper. I try to get my arse as clean as possible with the toilet paper, so I wipe multiple times.

Thank you for reading my post about my pooing habits.

Face down on the bathroom tiles, ass up high with legs & cheeks spread as far wide as possible. Only way to handle my dump truck

Bidet. And then one sitting pass to dry.

Standing, I think it's more common for guys to do it like that

Depends on how many days I got into the challenge.

Lean to one side

sits in corner and cries in clean butthole

I've never had my ass called posh before.

Not while standing completely but kind of in the middle of sitting and standing. Not sure what the correct English term is for this position.

Male
Bidet + half stand

I'm not fat but do have a big ass, it's easier for me to do a half stand and wipe, spreading my ass a bit and making sure everything is indeed clean.

My posh, clean ass is always out - and frequently the topic of discussion.

Prior to my ascension, I was a sit-wiper because shit should always be as close to the toilet as possible.

You still gotta wipe the water off with a bidet. But you gotta sit for that so you don't drip bidet water down your leg.

Lean forward and wipe from beneath, peek-a-boo style.

Can you even reach behind if you don't stand up at least a little bit? And if you do stand up, do the auto flushing toilets go off?

Both. And I can't decide which is better. Same as peeing.

Almost exclusively

Half stand wipe north to south. My old bidet doesn’t fit my new toilet anymore so I am S.O.L unfortunately, been using one of those travel bidet for more emergency situations

OP's username checks out.

I use the sink or shower.

I don't think OP knows about the three seashells.

Sitting, but until I was an adult I stood. No idea why I stood for so long, probably how I was taught and just never changed. Sitting is more efficient.