The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

It's more complicated than that. Don't be a dick to someone on the edge.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

Living in the PNW, I would very much prefer to be on permanent summer ti.e, since that way fall and winter night time does not come obscenely early.

It gets very depressing to go to work when it's still dark, stay in a windowless room while it's light, minus a few short breaks, and then go home and it's already dark again.

A lot of people say that, but it does fuck all for my hands and face, and I'm still breathing in cold ass air.

I have heat retention issues, not heat rejection issues.

Perhaps the grossest feeling I've ever experienced was while I was stationed near Chicago during the winter and my nose hairs were freezing inside my nose, all while bundled up in as many layers as possible.

Fuck the cold; I'd rather be in the heat.

That being said, extreme heat is still miserable.

In actual DnD I've used it to pull people's pants down twice, once to break concentration and also to start a barroom brawl.
I've also used it to sneak in and tie people's shoe laces together, causing them to trip and go prone when we rushed them into combat.
Most useful cantrip ever.

That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

There are 7 elements that will naturally form covalent bonds with themselves.
Here is how to remember these diatomic elements:

(H)ave (N)o (F)ear (O)f (I)ce (Cl)old (Br)eer.
The Ice is solid, the beer is liquid, and everything else is a gas.

Ratatat

Hot dogs in a can? That's disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.

As a dude who build wire harnesses, I absolutely loathe when people call them male/female.

There are plugs and receptacles, and pins and sockets.

Plugs plug into receptacles. Receptacles get plugged into by plugs.
Pins plug into sockets. Sockets get plugged into by pins.

It can get very confusing when you have a receptacle with pins or a plug with sockets and some chode says something gender referenced, such as "the male end".
Ok, are you talking about the plug? Nope, obviously they were talking about the receptacle, because it has pins, even though that's the end that gets plugged into.

So frustrating.