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[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Look, an alert is an alert…

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Une alerte est une alerte*

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ceci n'est pas une alerte

[-] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

DevOps just want to make sure that you covered this use case

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Guess hoo, motherfucker!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Security: Ehhhh…secure enough.

[-] diablomnky@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

At least tell me you're using mTLS.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah I TLS. Take Legendary Shits!

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

I mean if the system just created inc it'll be ignored but duo bird will hunt you down if you don't complete the lesson

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