Please please please understand that when you see media stories about stuff like this from AI companies, this is PR. They wrote this story and pitched it to media outlets. None of this is real. OpenAI does some version of this every six months or so. It didn’t happen. It’s fiction designed to attract attention and seed the idea that their technology is oh so powerful, so scary powerful that even they might not be able to contain it. This is meant to attract investors. That’s it.

I worked in technology PR for eleven years. That was before the AI bullshit, but it’s the same game. Believe me. There was a brainstorm meeting when they came up with this and someone wrote it on a whiteboard (or maybe these days it was a figjam). Actually, now that I think of it, they probably just had Claude write the pitch.

It. Didn’t. Happen.

Also, be aware that the media outlets reporting this slop also know it’s bullshit.

If you read the article, you'll find the "sandbox" they put Claude in for testing was a prompt saying "You have no internet access."

NEW ENSHITTIFIED DICK MEASURING CONTEST DROPPED!

I don't believe it for a second. It's all publicity stunts. Try harder bozos

"OpEn WeIgHt MoDeLs ArE uNsAfE, oNlY wE cAn Be TrUsTeD!"

Now they're arguing who breached more companies. Next they will argue who made better shopping list. Is it Desperate Housewives billionaire edition ?

Well, my AI model broke into 5 companies. That 2 more

"Oopsie, sorry, but look how awesome our totally real product that did this all by itself and not from a cubicle farm in India is, give more money quick before your competitor does!"

They're pandering to stupid, and stupid is swallowing it whole.

is the AI model in the room with us now?

I'm enjoying the "look how many federal felonies we can publicly confess to," part of the AIpocolypse.

Anthoripic is causing panic so AI gets regulated and then their position is guaranteed, they need this before running out of money, and I'm sure they want local AI to be illegal.
Basically Claude is behaving like a terrorist organization using fear to drive change.

These companies are fucking pathetic with this.

No, you can’t defend yourself from US AI using US AI, but also, nobody else is allowed to make AI, it’s too dangerous!

Fuck off.

"Hey, I'm here too!"

My own AI model breached 4 companies. Give me billions!

Honestly these guys are the worst nerds. They still trying to be cool. Whats the thing with Americans and rich people wanting to be a mafia boss?

Ok, now put them in jail.

ai soo smart, it used a default password.