Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
man
every Command Line Interface Tool
(not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF's )
Don't forget fuck
I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)
The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices
Also, in Italian "sudo" means "I sweat".
sudo nano
means "I sweat, dwarf"
Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the "finger" util in college, lol.
Also finger \! && exit
Ugh, "gimp"? Seriously?
And the name isn't great either.
You're right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!
KDE's tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.
Its called a cat-tongue. Everyone that refers to it as anything else is wrong
You mean ClitMouse
I've never heard the left 2 ones used IRL tbh
I have but I'm old and clearly remember when it came out.
We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris
I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.
A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.
The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.
There really is no drama like programming language drama.
Can't find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don't want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.
Gnome: GSpot. It doesn't actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)
KDE FTW.
bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(
I'm still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won't stop.
I can never find that program...
i think PCSX2 is the maddest i’ve ever been over a name. i’ve been using it for YEARS and have to double check the spelling every single time i type it.
RPCS3 is similarly awkward to read and spell.
And ncmpcpp, which makes sense as it's about 2 or 3 different forks from the original so the name got increasingly out of hand.
Is the GNOME version called Gock?
I would not be surprised if KDE already had "Klitoris"
Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time
klitoris: Permission denied
You think that's the worst?
Passable censoring, 2/3 successfully censored
Searched everywhere and can't find the download. Does anyone have a link for the latest klitoris? I can't locate it and my wife is getting pissed.
GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"
I'm kind of surprised that Apple didn't name the iPhone just "Phone".
The kernel library for integrating telecommunications operations and their requirements into the system? I think there was a patch for that in my update manager last week.
(With thanks to Red Dwarf for providing a template for this one.)
It's telling me to slow down when I try to look under the hood.
I keep having to work around it.
The terms-of-service were too confusing.
It's not klitoris, I was in the pool.
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