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ate me out as if it were the last meal he’d ever eat.
made me squirt in his face and swallowed it like it was the best drink ever.
incredible.
😩
enthusiasm goes a long way 🙏
Should rename this community to violetblogs 😅
...uhh are you telling me other guys aren't doing this? I thought that everyone else was in on this too. Devouring women is my default
Ratatoskr bless 🐿️
it's not pee
Lol, I've had multiple squirters try that line with me, but they can never come up with another fluid that would be likely to come out in that quantity.
Like, it's fine, I'll put a pet blanket on the bed and no harm, no foul. But don't lie to me lol
It is pee with extras, technically. It's also fluid that's created specifically in response to sexual arousal, not just waste. So...sex pee? Curim? Peejaculate? https://www.gbchealth.org/blog/is-squirt-pee/
If I piss in your morning coffee, and you drink it, does that mean you didn't drink piss because it was mixed with coffee?
It only has some of the things that are in urine: urea, creatinine, and uric acid, It has things that aren't in urine: Skene's gland secretions, and is missing things that are in urine: salts, amonium, toxins, etc.
So if I dump protein powder in your coffee, did I put cream in it?
Best explanation I've heard yet, cheers
Yea it’s a loss of bladder control.
You're iconic Violet
The saga continues. It has been a wild ride running into your posts every now and again. Always a surprise, a welcome one, and one I look over my shoulders for.
Glad to have you back violet
Damn, i thought i was in r/HonkaiStarRail
This sounds exactly like something Sparxie would say.
Said as she banned whatever chatter called it pee lol.
wtf
*ftw
🤣
Good on you, but I hope you aren't ruining marriages!
I hate when my lips get really chapped and a piece of it starts hanging down like that.
I might have to use this term now
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