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[-] qualia@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

He should've known it's illegal to clap in America.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yep. Bet his social credit score really lookin like shit now.

[-] el_twitto@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck Kansas. Fucking maga level morons there.

[-] cranakis@reddthat.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ballot box not working now. I'm running out of boxes.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Oh look. Another Townflex post.

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, OP is a shill and trying to farm clicks.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago

That aside, is townflex reliable or a tabloid?

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, one of its main categories is “Lyrics,” so I wouldn’t trust it as a news source.

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

get that payday in court

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Land of the free

[-] xoggy@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

Streisand effect getting the news' attention, guys. Good job.

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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