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[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 54 minutes ago

I think there's at least a 78% chance that "happy cake day" person works for broadcast television news, as this spiel is right down their alley.

In local news, two toddlers are dead after the car they were riding in collided with another vehicle on I-60. (jovial laughter and big smile) And in other news, watch the exciting finale of Big Brother tonight on KXY-TV at 8 PM, all your favorites will reveal what they were really thinking and find out who will win! I'm so excited to find out.

It's so fake. It's actually quite disgusting. And they all do it.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 hours ago

Can we please stop that censoring of names of public social media posts.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 21 hours ago

Bot accounts don't get context

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago

And the ~1300 people that thought that was a good comment to upvote?

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 39 points 20 hours ago

Guess what? It's all bots

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Bots all the way down

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Well, that and the very typical reddit crowd that upvotes stuff like that.

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

Always thought they pushed the "cake day" trash.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 79 points 23 hours ago

That is an extremely reddit interaction.

[-] HughMann@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

So much this!!! blah blah blah blah blah blah saying the same thing but slightly different blah blah blah

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit 2: OMG I never thought I’d get this many updoots.

Edit 3: a word

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago

That's some fucked up shit.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 0 points 48 minutes ago

I know, right? Having a slice of cake instead of a full cake emoji is just lame. They use up the same bytes. Smh

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah that's something I wouldn't wish on anyone

[-] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I couldn't imagine having a Reddit account... The horrors

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Pretty funny though.

[-] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 22 hours ago

Those comments were the WORST. I can’t get an erection. I’m glad there’s no “edit: a word” “I also choose this guy’s dead wife” “I broke both of my arms, but my mom helped out” etc. comments on this side of the fence. Good riddance!

[-] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 20 points 22 hours ago

I think the only ones I kind of miss are the "you mean X, Y is" and the hell in a cell ones.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 12 points 19 hours ago

Shittymorph was so good, and just everywhere, you could never expect it.

[-] raspirate@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

My absolute favorite was an exchange where someone told a long rambling story, then there was a reply where someone said something like "man I thought this story was gonna turn out to be a shittymorph post." Then there's another reply where someone agrees and says "yeah I was just waiting for the part where he says the thing about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table." and obviously THAT comment was left by shittymorph. Motherfucker just showed up out of nowhere and did the thing without even having to string you along with a story first.

[-] thedarkfly@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

Ah yes, beetlejuicing I believe was the term!

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I never really hated shittymorph or the various novelty accounts. It was more copycats who killed every joke.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

The swamps of degobbah was a great read when it first came out too

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago

Every now and then you'll run into them. I partook in an x/y one a week or two ago

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

The switcharoos were kinda awesome and the whole linking of them (I’m going in) was pretty fun back in the day. It’s a shame the owners fucked that platform up so thoroughly.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, those tended to build a sense of community across reddit in a fun way.

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago

I've seen the former on lemmy occasionally

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 17 hours ago

You can't get an erection?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

Does that meant his wife is single?

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

To shreds you say.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Man the broken arms story was wild

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

Lol, I still tell people happy anniversary and label edits at times, usually so the chronologically train of thought makes sense

And sometimes I think its just nice to have a reason to say I'm glad folks are here, and sharing this space with me 🤷🏻‍♂️. But I can get why people might find them grating

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 22 hours ago

Can't tell if insensitive asshole or karma farming bot

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Or just someone with impeccable comedic timing.

I don't really get the outrage over a reply like that when the person they responded to thought it was a good idea to share something that gruesome and upsetting in an AskReddit thread of all places. A thread that didn't even have a Serious tag.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 5 hours ago

Agreed. People need to understand reddit isn't Facebook. It's an open forum not to be taken seriously.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

Personally I am on the side of traumadumping on Reddit

[-] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 24 points 1 day ago

🤦‍♀️

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 19 hours ago

thank you, my good gentlesir!

[-] AuthenticSchedule@lemmus.org 2 points 16 hours ago

What the genuine fuck did I just read. No abuse, no previous signs, no intervention? Really? Really?

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 16 hours ago

Don't know, wasn't there.

[-] AuthenticSchedule@lemmus.org 1 points 15 hours ago

I thought so, I was just writing my questions out, because I don't know how tf that can just happen.

[-] markon@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

Dang glad I am here on Lemmy

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 18 hours ago

Happy cock day!

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Gotta drop them grats tho

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 6 points 22 hours ago

Cake day is cake day

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