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[-] captsneeze@lemmy.one 70 points 11 months ago
[-] shiroininja@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

One acre. By a lake. But I still feel it’s ridiculous. I hate the idea of what’s market value. To me it’s what is decent as a human being.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 174 points 11 months ago

Somebody you know is selling an acre of land on a lake, not a shed. This land is probably worth that much with no improvements at all

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 48 points 11 months ago

Op doesn't understand how badly mfers want to live on a lake in the woods. Electrical and a shed is a bonus.

[-] jimbolauski@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

The acre and the boat slip. The dock fees in lake anna are $1,300 a year the slip alone is worth at least $60,000

[-] Treczoks@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

It's always land value plus house value. A friend of mine bought an old farm house on a large piece of land for less than a used car's worth. Why so cheap? The land would be worth a fortune alone, but the farm house was a few hundred years old (take that, USA!), in a bad shape, and listed as a protected building, i.e. he had to do any kind of "making it habitable" under close scrutiny of bureaucrats and historians. The family worked their asses off every weekend for over a decade and spent a fortune on historically correct materials.

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 22 points 11 months ago

Land where I live runs about $1M/acre.

Decent’s got nothing to do with it.

[-] shiroininja@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Yeah $1m/acre isn’t moral

[-] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

What does morality have to do with it? Couldn’t it be considered immoral to your family to sell for less than fair market value?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

When the "fair" market is insane, there is no sane price for cordoned dirt.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

The "fair" market price is what someone is willing to pay. If it's not sane, then it won't sell. Unless you sell to an insane person, in which case, good for you and them, I guess.

I'm not in the market for million dollar properties, so hyper sane over here.

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Plenty of corporations are in that market, which is why you aren't.

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[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

“Owning” land isn’t moral, but we’ve normalized it over the past few millennia so it isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

I will take “accepted by most societies over millennia” as a pretty good definition of “moral”.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Most societies also killed gay people, refused to help handicapped people, refused women any day in anything, etc etc for millennia and those are all immoral as well.

Just because things were done a certain way doesn’t mean that’s the right way

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I’m going to keep on owning land without worrying if it’s moral or not.

[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

It's funny. I'm on vacation in a primarily summer destination, and my wife and I checked out some lake properties in zillow. She thought I was nuts when I said a house we saw was probably a cool mill. Found properties listed for up to $4m. Property values are bonkers.

[-] fireye@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago

I like the sofa opposite the bunk bed, nothing better than watching people sleep.

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[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 60 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

🫤✋ Shed
😀 👉Tiny House

[-] 7u5k3n@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Town close to me has 800sq foot sheds for $237k

It's a tiny home on 1/5 an acre.

Insanity

I'm in middle Tennessee.

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

That would seem nuts except middle Tennessee is Nashville area? And it seems like the corporate overlords aren't buying things up there. That would be 700-800k where I live, and I'd buy it if the interest rates were lower.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago
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[-] mrpibb@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Looks like a great shed TBH.

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Someone will probably buy it to make it an Airbnb "getaway cabin" at way too much $ per night.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

With a mild $999.99 cleaning fee 🧹🧼

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[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 months ago

I dunno, 28 photos could mean 28 sheds... And that first shed is pretty nice...

[-] the_q@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Lol everyone posting is normalizing the land price because it's near water. Like they don't see that it's an artificial metric that can and does change with the wind and only stays high because rich people, and those wanting to be rich, keep up the charade.

[-] theragu40@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Is it normalizing? Or just pointing out how things are today?

It's possible to describe reality without approving of it.

I don't like that lakefront property is so expensive, but it surely is. I've been casually looking for years and I don't know if I'll ever afford it. And the headline is complaining about a shed selling for $225k when it's pretty obviously the land and lakefront access that comes with it that is selling for that amount. The structure is a throw in and there's a good chance whoever buys it simply demolishes it to build what they want.

[-] the_q@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Yes it's normalizing it. You're doing it in your comment talking about what's obvious about the value.

[-] theragu40@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

So what is your contention? That people should just say that land doesn't cost what it actually costs? I don't understand.

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It's only artificial until someone buys at that price, then that price is a real measure of how much money someone in the market was willing to spend at the time they bought. Other market participants observe this behavior and adjust their own pricing expectations accordingly. There's nothing magic or artificial about this, it's supply and demand.

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[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Location location location

[-] soggyoreo@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] FluffyPotato@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Throw in an extra 60k and you get a 3 room apartment in the center of Tallinn with a balcony and a view across the whole city.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

Can you call it a shed if it has a minisplit? If that is a heat pump model then it makes my house look like a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.

[-] azerial@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Imagine escaping reality to your very own private, adorable, and furnished lake house at Lake Anna, VA. Surrounded by lush green trees on a one acre lot, this well-maintained water access cottage is just a short walk from the lake, where you'll find your own deeded boat slip. Ideal for weekend getaways to enjoy boating, fishing, or just a few days of quiet peaceful solitude. Spread out inside in the spacious living room / bedroom combo, where you'll find quality LVP flooring throughout, a full bathroom with shower and plenty of storage space, and a convenient kitchen with refrigerator and microwave.

No stove, just a microwave. I think I'll pass. Lol

Imagine microwaving your tv dinner in your very own, private, affordable?, and furnished lake shed!

edit: i copy and pasted that above from the website (the quote).

[-] figjam@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

"Plenty of storage" bitch, that used to be all storage!

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[-] fiat_lux@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

I have questions. Are they known for bad decisions? Do you actually get land the shed is on?

[-] shiroininja@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] fiat_lux@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Ah OK, yeah, then depending on location, this would be normal where I am too. Sadly.

[-] Soleos@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah you have it the other way around. The shed comes with the land, which is desirable. Imagine how much a completely undeveloped acre in/right next to a major city would go for? Location location location

[-] DivineBurke@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I haven't seen anyone say this, so in case anyone doesn't know. If the land is worth 200K and has no dwelling, it's much harder to finance that. You either need a builder/developer loan with plans to build within a specific timeframe. Or, you need some other means to finance.

A bank won't give you a mortgage for land. Land, while having an intrinsic value is worthless to a bank. But land with a shed in which you can poop is worth something. No idea why, but that's at least one perspective.

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[-] jcdenton@lemy.lol 3 points 11 months ago

It'll probably sell too

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