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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago
[-] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

least brutal 3-year-old/freshly born.

I'm imagining toddlers growing up to hate their parents' music taste, because they already fucking hated it when they played it to them when they were a fetus in utero.

The dad hyped up "fuck yeah I'm gonna teach this kid to love Slayer because I'm playing it to him now when they're in there!". And then they hate it like "THIS IS WHAT THAT SHIT WAS, I HATED IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME, FUCK YOU!"

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

My kid's going to listen to In Utero, in utero, whether they like it or not.

[-] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like there was for a while the whole "Play Mozart/Beethoven to your kid in the womb and they'll be smarter" and shit - there's no way everyone universally likes classical music. I know several older people who don't enjoy music at all, which just seems bizarre.

It's not like every kids gonna pop out and be like "That Mozart's Requiem was some shit, man! Play it again!".

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's also a fucking dumb approach to making the kid smart anyways. You don't need a high iq to appreciate classical music, and there is nothing inherently intelligent about listening to music

[-] insomniac@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

There is evidence listening to music in your native language is good for language development. Probably any pop music is more educational than classical music to a baby.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I can believe that. I have an immigrant friend that learned English because of Taylor Swift

[-] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah well dumb people will try dumb ways to magically make their dumb kids smart. Wicked smaht. We played them Mozart 24/7 so they'd be smaht and look at him. So smaht. And the kid grows up to be an insomniac serial killer who grew dissecting any animals they got their hands on.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Music wasn't always so easily accessible as it is now. I think really only the radio was something everyone would have access to. If you had vinyl, CDs etc then you were at least somewhat musically inclined and some folks would just not be and never really get into it or invest in getting their own music. Not that they would literally never hear or listen to music but it wasn't one of their hobbies. Compared to today where we all have access to music on demand and it would be weird if you don't have at least some preferences or something.

[-] Turun@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Young kids do not have the mental capacity to differentiate between "I learned something new" and "I always had this opinion". They are simply incapable of the former position.

There are psychology experiments with children that show this effect, it's pretty wild.

[-] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah chilhood is insane and super interesting the way we process information and emotions and the weird reality we've just been dragged into.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I would sing my daughter Johnny Cash in NICU. She loves it now. Best part is the chords tend to be easy if she wants to learn to play, or if I ever want to learn LOL

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[-] Master@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago

Forcing my fetus to listen to cbat. Fuck you little shit. You going to hate me, ill give you something to hate me for!

[-] match@pawb.social 37 points 1 year ago

I read this as "listen to chat" and decided that twitch has gone too far

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago

Fetus listens to TTS, but I abort every time chat talks about Logan Paul

Add a thumbnail of a cut-through, sad looking Logan Paul, a dead baby, the streamer face-palming and the LOL emote. Easy 20 million views

[-] Fraylor@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Fucking cbat. Lmao

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That's baby making music.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is as inhumane as it is inappropriate.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, new prologue to "Making a Murderer" just dropt

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[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago
[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's just animal abuse.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

The original You Are My Sunshine had something ridiculous like 48 verses many of which have been lost and it went on for twelve minutes. Though I forget where I read that, and I can't find it again, so it may have been some kind of weird fever dream.

[-] Hello_there@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

That's not a song that should be sung to kids

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People should sing whatever songs they want to their kids. Kids understand that the lyrics aren't necessarily supposed to be taken literally or even applied to them; kids just like the attention and how relaxing it is to listen to the most comforting voices they know sing songs that they love.

My wife sang our kids "You Are My Sunshine" and "Puff the Magic Dragon." I sang them love songs, break-up songs, songs about death, and everything in between. The only difference in our day-to-day life and personalities is that they are developing great taste in music and that I spent much more time singing to them than I would have had I been bored to tears singing "appropriate" songs.

[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Me: you are my sunshine...

My kid: I'm a star?! That makes no sense, what even is your stupid song.

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

And moreover, I'm YOUR star? What is this capitalist bullshit, should everyone have their own star now, can't we just share 1 absurdly massive pile of hydrogen? Damnit, wish I was born in the East. Bunch of loonatics here.

Meanwhile in the East - What te fuck mom.. WHO do you say is our frickin' star..?

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I've only ever heard the first part sung. The second verse being sad feels more like a fun fact to me than anything.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

The third verse seems like a thinly veiled threat to me:

I'll always love you and make you happy,

If you will only say the same,

But if you leave me to love another,

You'll regret it all some day.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Damn, that song is vicious and exactly what a baby needs to hear to be ready for the world.

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[-] sillypuddy@mander.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

Really?

The first verse:

The other night, dear

As I lay sleeping

I dreamt I held you in my arms

But when I woke, dear

I was mistaken

So I hung my head and I cried

I always took it to mean the person is mourning the loss of a loved one and they dreamed they were still alive.

Also, I once heard that this song was about a horse named Sunshine. 🤷‍♂️

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

It goes on like this:

You told me once, dear, you really loved me
And no one else could come between
But now you've left me and love another
You have shattered all of my dreams

So it's really about a break up

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

But maybe they broke up with a horse, don't judge.

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[-] Scene_Shifter@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah alright, a three year old already knows to hate. Yeah.

[-] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

Bruh, have you never met a child? Hate is one of the first things kids learn.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

At three, I hated lots of things. Girls, Brussels sprouts, wasps, Darth Vader, and taking baths.

I'm glad you had such a sheltered life.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

But how did you feel about sand?

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water!

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader?

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars.

Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE!

[-] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo?

[-] outer_spec 2 points 1 year ago

Wait, you guys remember when you were three?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Just today my 3yo has hated: dance class, her sister, and carrots.

She loves them now though. They're a fickle bunch.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Carrots are many a childs' first scathing hatred.

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Her dance class or the carrots?

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A bunch of dance classes is too much for a 3yr old. No wonder they hate'm

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

At 3, I already had a kid I hated. I know this because apparently I saw him one day, made sure to point him out to my parents and blatantly told them I hate him. At least that's how my mom tells it.

3 yo me was right to hate that kid. From age 3 to senior year, that kid was a Grade A douchebag.

[-] Crazypartypony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, generally. Is 'terrible twos' a saying in your area? It is in mine. Toddlers suck.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

a 3 year old? That Happened.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

You've obviously never met a three year old

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