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Charlie Kirk statue being placed in Times Square. No way there won’t be actual shit in his lap in 3… 2…

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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago
[-] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

Exactly. it's not even recognizably Kirk at this scale.

[-] f314@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

Someone should turn it into a fountain

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 14 points 1 month ago

Just wanted to post it's missing a hole lol

[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Wait, the statue has all his other holes?

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago

It will when I'm done with it.

[-] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Instruction unclear: unzips. . . duffle bag.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Gotta depict him in his finest moment, after all.

[-] one_old_coder@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

The drinking kind where you push a button.

[-] Radooo@piefed.social 49 points 1 month ago

That's not anatomically correct, there is a hole missing.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

I know of a way to correct this inaccuracy.

[-] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 month ago

I believe the expression is

oh look, a new public toilet just opened

[-] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago

I think it'd be better if they turned it into a fountain, just like the real one was.

[-] SatansDaughter@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago

A gender neutral one too

[-] sober_monk@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Bro's gonna be chopped up and taken to four different scrapyards as if he owed the cartel money.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

me with a 3/16" drill bit and red sharpie

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 16 points 1 month ago

Wondering how long it takes for someone to make him a nice, big, veiny silicone addon for the microphone.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like how you think.

I hope this turns into the Edinburgh statue thing with traffic cones, but with dildos.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[-] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

in the end he became what he hated the most

a person of color

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I kinda feel they’ll have to hire a full-time hazmat suit person.

Human waste in public is toxic, right?

Who would have to pay for the constant cleaning? The statue owner? The city?

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Hinge the elbow, mic replaced with a dildo, rope of cum across the left of his neck.

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2026
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