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[-] just2look@lemmy.zip 43 points 4 days ago

Does his necklace go through his nose?

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah what's up with that?? That can't be safe.

[-] YoureHotCupCake 3 points 4 days ago

He plays football for a living, I'm sure he deals with far more unsafe situations than jewelry.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 32 points 4 days ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

No, that would be in metric, they were using imperial.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

4.8%!? Hahaha... That's fucking insane.

Even that footballer looks closer to 8-10%.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is my fault. I typed up Fatboy's medical record and I made a mistake...

It should say 48% body fat, not 4.8...and I was being generous at that 48%.
That, ahem, 'body' is actually made up of 70% fat, 80% bullshit, and 50% rotting syphilis.
Which is mathematically impossible, but we ran the results quite a few times and the percentages never changed or wavered. The orange child rapist is just so full of shit it can change the laws of nature!!!

[-] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

I made an attempt and am now seeking recs for FOSS image editing options on de-Googled Android phones because wow this was not great.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Well if it’s not fat it must be bullshit

[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

He's retaining a lot of sewage water.

[-] stretch2m@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago

All that DC swamp water he promised to drain?

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Decimal point error

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Corporate asks you to reconsider

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

How dare you!

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago

Peak male performance.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

ftr this is the kind of delusionsal thinking the whole body positivity brought us 2-3 yrs ago. until half its members died of heart complications at the ripe old age of 21.

"healthy at every size!"

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I see that the 4.8% was a mistake thankfully. I don't know much about body fat but I did see a video that showed you what each range looks like for male and female and the percentages of how many people fall under each. Basically hitting 10% and under is like the 1% range. Its extremely hard to stay under this level, is not healthy, and generally your only this low for specific reasons like competitions. 10-15% is still hard to maintain and again normally only obtainable by people who constantly exercise and eat specific diets. 15-20% is where most people who workout and eat right will end up. 20-30% is healthy and the range most people fit into. 30-40% is also not crazy either and it was interesting to see when shown people how despite being at that level some people can look heavier and others look completely fit still. I think anything above 40% is where you should be working on yourself.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

4.8% means you are unhealthy.

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2026
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