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My friend. Please be careful lmao, this is a weapon.
(nearly wet me shorts, some dummy will see this while driving and generate a news story, etc.)
Haha! I am glad you liked it as much as I did my friend!
Enough internet for today. Let's get back to work
Aww... were [sic] just getting to the good part, tho
I know this is a shitpost, but I'm assuming someone fabricated that message on top of a picture of two people. In which case, I don't like sharing this as it's basically cyberbullying.
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What in the LLM is this
I think they couldn't be arsed to actually respond to a comment that is kind of just an outspoken opinion?
They could have also done:
Why does she give off 👽 vibes
Reminds me of the alien in American dad playing a new part, what he looks like with a wig and makeup on
Stuff happens when you date your brothers for a few generations
Habsburg or Alabama?
Saarland
Das Land das so groß ist wie ein Saarland?
Well, enough Internet for this week
I wonder what kind of coffee they drink...
THIS IS A PETES COFFEE HOUSE!!
Wow! Your mother must be so impressed that her son can eat an entire cactus. Next time your butt should eat the cactus. lol
We're
Smh
Where*, right? 👍
W'erh'e
Whore!
(What do I win?)
Well, since he's only one person, "We're both drowning" (she and her man) makes a certain grammatical sense, although it would make saving him more difficult.
It’s just autocorrect. Try typing “were” into an iPhone.
We're both drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand
Convenient
If me and my girlfirend were both drowning
Blah blah emoji emoji
I'd save both because my girlfriend is my hand heart emoji eggplant emoji spooge emoji
You and your hand are related by birth, just saying.
I think that counts as your girlfriend saving you!
Roll Tide!
Little Arkansas joke
If baby Hitler and your family dog were both drowning in the lake, and you could only rescue one...
IS MY FAMILY DOG BABY HITTLER‽
You're a cat guy anyways. So who knows.
I'm not sure people understand the reference.
Suddenly incest! ...and I think I'm ok with that?
God Bless!
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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