Close. You have to make a bold claim that combines those 2 unrelated topics. Something like....."The fact that I have only seen gay giraffes exist while in captivity proves that being gay is unnatural. I'm 100% positive every giraffe outside of Zoos are banging the Lord's way."

Because he likes dick, I guarantee it.

"You aren't born liking dick. You choose to like dick, just like I'm choosing not to like dick. I don't like dick, I don't like dick, I don't like dick, I don't, I don't, I don't"

Why do you care if someone likes dick?

Because they do too but were told it's bad.

I wish I knew how to get people to care

So much of the anti-LGBTQ hysteria comes from people who are in immediate proximity to friends and loved ones coming out of the closet. And while the natural response to this occurrence is to show love and support, we have a deluge of misinformation that's designed to poison people into believing the most insane bullshit.

Which is to say, people do care. But they tend to get their heads scrambled with reactionary media. And the end result is that, after hearing for decades "if you're gay then you've become the victims of sexual assault and you're going to do drugs and you'll get horrible diseases that will kill you", they respond with abject horror at the slightest hint of queerness. Same if you see a sibling or a child or (god fucking forbid) a parent or spouse show signs of it.

The end result of this firehose of induced anxiety, combined with the economic pressures of poverty and the social pressures of fascist religious institutions, is incoherent panic.

Why do you care if someone likes dick?

Because then they'll make you like dick and liking dick will kill you and damn your soul in a lake of fire for eternity.

I had a new prank idea just now, I need to get the notification sound and play it in public.

They are, yes.

This is like saying Liberace proves gay people are all actually straight.

https://slrpnk.net/post/40047735/23228566

There we go someone beat me to it lmao

Dolphins too.

survey

Computer, zoom in, decode, and enhance.

have sex with

You mean get fucked by a giraffe. It's always the people who are religiously sexually repressed and in reality really, really crave the largest cock their assholes can take.

The white sand beaches are pretty nice, IMHO.

https://www.visitflorida.com/travel-ideas/articles/florida-white-orange-dark-sand-beaches/

Much of the sand on Florida beaches is made up of quartz crystals, produced by the weathering of continental land masses like the Appalachian mountains. The quartz is washed down America's great rivers into the Atlantic and the Gulf where it's carried onto the beaches by water currents and waves.

If you wind up leaving, enjoy its strengths now.

I'd approve of that. Everyone who wants to mess with personal relationships or push fear of new arrivals deserves as much.