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Lies from the Bossman (sh.itjust.works)

On a kebab shop menu posted last night. Ive never felt so lied to.

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[-] markz@suppo.fi 20 points 3 days ago

Not to be confused with döner

[-] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Wönner, wönner Chicken Döner

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

So they don't season their chicken or what? And for that matter the beef only gets seasoned if you don't get it with chicken?

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

I wouldnt trust anything printed there. It lost any credibility after "pure healthy"

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago

But "Contain best meat in the world"

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Can confirm, that mystery meat on the spindle is indeed the best in the world.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago
[-] oyo@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Donner = pioneers that famously ran out of supplies and ate human meat.

[-] darkmogool@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago
[-] dangrousperson@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

And added an extra n

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

Nah, Bossman wouldn't lie. Only good donner. Get the salad and chili sauce for extra healthy.

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

German bread?

Isn’t a döner made with Turkish bread?

[-] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Turkish bread is really large, like a pizza. Döner usually is made with pita or similar buns. I'm guessing the German bread mentioned here is something much larger.

[-] anton 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Buns are a scam. Proper Döner is made using a fluffy "flat bread" (yes, it is pizza sized) that gets cut into quarters and then sliced open.

Like this but preferably with more filling:

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

They can be made with a tortilla-like flatbread: durum döner

[-] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Thanks, Borat

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