No, what you want to do is find a female CEO and get her really drunk. After she passes out, you cover yourself and her ladyparts with tomato sauce and red Jell-O. When she wakes up in the morning, she’ll think she gave birth to you and twenty to thirty years later she’ll give you the company because of nepotism. Easy peasy.

I mean she is right... If you don't mind fucking people you hate, why not.

Unfortunately this person is correct in their reasoning. This is also why upper management is full of morons almost everywhere.

Sleeping your way to the top, but let's not call it that.

But hey, if it works ... and you can stomach it...

They're describing something that has gone on for hundreds of years - sleeping your way to the top

Bait

"Networking" was a thing even before the internet. It was one of the things I hated about the corporate/professional world. It is definitely who you know, not what you know. Look at the current usa administration. Talk about being out of your depth and out of your league.

It's kinda curious that she doesn't mention what doing this has allowed her to achieve (promotion, high position in a big company, etc). You would think she would put an emphasis on that to sell people on her way of life.

This almost sound like gambler logic. One more cock and I will make it big!

0% chance this isn’t an AI written engagement bait post

Sounds uncomfortable to the point of panic attacks but you do you

But has it gotten you anywhere?

They are doing late nights after all. Also, at one point of whoring yourself out you should be in a comfy position, no? Thinking of that head of HR and CEO on the coldplay gig. Like, how many people's genitals you wanna lick until they finally give you the title "head of". At some point being an escort must be more profitable.

Jim & Pam were ScrantonMogMaxxing

Ew dude.

I've always dated at work. Whats the bfd?

Ew an actual office whore.