Alt title: "What the Liberal Left Wants to Take Away From Everyday Americans"

Is 𝔼(X) what we expect to see from X?

• Yes, we will always get 1.2, also I am an idiot who has never rolled a die
• No, we will always get 1 because it's the closest, also I am an idiot who has never rolled a die
• No, we will always get the proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, encoded over many trials in base 64 formatted as a LaTeX document
• No, we will always get 1 or 2 because they are the closest, also I am...
• No, we will always get 1.2 ± 0.1 because...
• No, we will always get 0, because the professor is single and has no...
• No, we will always get 0, because love is an illusion and marriage is a...

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