For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they could go three days without shitting. We never found out why.
That was a 3 part series too, and they've all been nuked.
First follow up - [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]
Second follow up - What’s the easiest way to cure severe constipation?
Edit: All 3 have been found!
Part 1 is still on lemm.ee for now: https://lemm.ee/post/241183
And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BxVd1
Part 2 is still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/279638
And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LbVlz
Part 3 was archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20230630040126/https://lemmy.world/post/739546
Still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/434589
And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pRume
👏Here, have my digital applause.👏
What is dead may never die!
My man!
Magnificent! LMAO
Why the fuck would it get removed? It’s part of Lemmy lore now.
Reading these comments, I now suddenly feel weird that I only shit twice a week. I eat daily 2-3 times and my shits aren't even painful or unusually big... Sometimes just 2 rolls and done... I also weigh around the 60kg, so I have no idea where all the food/shit goes... 🤷♂️
Maybe I'm becoming like Axe Cop and my body has a higher % waste-efficiency... 😂😅
Either way, once every 3-4 days is perfectly normal for me... Has been all my life... 🤷♂️
If i eat a slice of ham 2-3 times a day, i would shit once a month, probably. If you weigh around 60kg then i assume you dont eat very large meals.
A while back, i weighed around 20 stone i was eating 3 meals a day (occasionally 4 if we got a cheeky late night mcdonalds) and snacks randomly through the day. I would shit once a day sometimes twice a day.
Just for comparison.
i eat pretty large (but healthy) meals maybe 3 or 4 times per day and deliver payloads like every day or every two days, rarely twice per day.
Not an expert but a random thing I heard was: anywhere between 3 times a day, and once every 3 days is normal.
For me it depends on how stressed I am and how much fibre I eat. What I do know is that gut health is complicated.
My friend's kid used to take ~1 shit a week. What happened is, he got constipated one time and had a very painful shit. Naturally, he didn't like it, who would, but was too young to understand the situation was abnormal. So, logically, in order to avoid pain while shitty he decided to avoid shitting as long as possible, which resulted in painful shits because it's a week's worth coming out at once.
Ended up being self-fulfilling. This went on for at least several months if not longer than a year.
So, to answer how not to shit for 3 days; apparently willpower is enough.
While potty training, my daughter held her poop for over a week. We had to cave and let her use a diaper, because she was at risk of permanent injuries. Then suddenly one day she decided diapers were for babies and started pooping in the toilet.
Then suddenly one day she decided diapers were for babies and started pooping in the toilet
Watch out though, apparently this can flip right back like a light switch.
For instance, my dad turn 76 and bam, right back to diapers.
Jesus… I poop 2-4 times every day.
I HAVE done a three-day zero-poo adventure many times at festivals. Usually I’d just eat those heavy bars and beef sticks. Then on the way back we’d stop at whatever place has the greasiest food, order an appetizer sampler, and just destroy the place’s toilets.
Woah, I did the same thing. My parents ended up taking me to several pediatric Psychologists to help figure out what the problem was, including some quack that tried to say I was acting out in subconscious anger because my Grandfather was a Freemason! Not, you know, the fact I didn't realize that bowel movements aren't supposed to be painful. I think I made it for two weeks once although I wasn't keeping exact score. And yes, I did end up in the ER over it at least once that I can remember.
The "why?" Was because this was in the middle of the Oceangate search and the search had been going on for about 3 days at that point.
Well, that kinda makes sense.
But it also makes it more hilarious!
It has to exist on The Wayback Machine or something.
Actually, do you have the url to where the post originally was?
I FOUND IT
https://web.archive.org/web/20230622231933/https://lemmy.world/post/440073
https://web.archive.org/web/20230000000000*/https://lemmy.world/post/440073
Legend
The admins do not take kindly to shitposting and satire. I joined to make shitposts but when I found out how hard everyone hates that kind of thing, now I just bitch about tech and politics
I was wondering why my comments keep getting removed without notice.
Based
No shit post
Yes shit post! This is Lemmy shit post.
Quick, somebody check on the can of bean post!
(Also, it's because Mizu deleted their account and it deletes all the info associated with it, because it doesn't show their account as banned.)
Dudes I'm feeling all blocked up over this
You all with your weird no fiber eating habits make my Coke-swilling, donut shoveling ass raise an eyebrow.
Oh that's easy. Eat nothing but cheese until the desired outcome is achieved. You, uh, might want to have some stool softener and laxatives in your medicine cabinet for when you're done with your insane experiment though.
Dairy does the exact opposite to me
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