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[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 234 points 1 month ago

As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don't think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.

[-] ProIsh@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago

I wanted one, so thank you. And I'm sorry it doesn't

[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I also don't believe there is any such thing as auto-mosaic AI either in use on broadcast TV, FWIW, but I can't prove that.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Iirc there's a deliberate few seconds delay in the broadcast so censors have time to cover things.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I didn't. Please retract this fact, OP.

[-] idealotus@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Fact checking, in my Shitpost community??

[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 4 points 1 month ago

It's auto-pixelated fact-checking so you can't actually see it.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

In this economy?

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I could have believed it as an automated system on NHK or something.
Would be hilarious :D

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Can you start? This is incredibly funny.

[-] testfactor@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago

Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.

I just wish so hard for it to be true that it clouds my judgement.

Pixelate the neckgina, do it!

[-] testfactor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I mean, that's why people believe Newsmax too. It's not that they're particularly dumb. It's that most people prefer confirmation bias to facts.

[-] MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 month ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago
[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago

Guys I'll take on for the team and fuck it.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Ussername checks out. We found the right person for the job.

[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 23 points 1 month ago
[-] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Close enough for them, close enough for me

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 22 points 1 month ago
[-] SCmSTR 19 points 1 month ago

Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 month ago

Not what people usually mean by "throatfuck"

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I hope i'm able to forget this post, like the sheep did it in the sheep detectives.

One Two Three

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago
[-] EonNShadow@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

At least Bubba says so

[-] captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

I love attacking the physical appearance of my political opponents instead of attacking their significantly worse policies and ideas.

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago
[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Captain Solanum should currently be on the quantum moon, which would mean that they have no place of residency and in turn be unable to vote so they focus on the physical appearance.

(I just wanted to make an outer wilds joke and I probably made lots of mistakes in the text as it's 3 am and ESL)

[-] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Naw fuck that motherfucker, he doesn’t deserve any kindness or empathy ever. Nothing wrong with anyone else’s appearance, but his existence is repulsive. He’s everything ugly about humanity and has earned every single cruel thing that will ever be said about him or done to him. Nothing about him has ever been worth the carbon his disgustingly corpulent body consists of

[-] PDFuego@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

instead of

Have you filtered out 99.9% of this site?

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Actually it's a good idea. Dump is extremely thin skinned. Mocking his appearance will hurt more than calling him a tyrant or whatever.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

drumpf, his ancestral name, is very self-conscious about his appearance. thats why he wears his tie and shirt to the point its strangling him.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

and you wouldnt complain since conservatives always attacked peoples appearances. its one or the other, pick one.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

No attack here. We just want to know where the Japanese censorship line is and if a neckgina is it

[-] thezeesystem 1 points 1 month ago

I love it too that way other people who have those things also feel bad even though they didn't do anything wrong. /S

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 15 points 1 month ago

Please be true 🙏

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 12 points 1 month ago

As Walter Isaacson says in his Jobs biography: "Some stories are too good to fact-check."

[-] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago

Grab him by the pussy.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He is a cunthroat politician after all.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Are Putin's testicles hiding there?

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

The feeling when you nut in the nussy.

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 month ago

He's a cunt so that is just him showing what he is, no need to blur it.

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My president is a giant pussy?!

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago
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