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What is your "I am Gay But"
(programming.dev)
I'm bi so
bisexual panic noises
I'm gay, but, Yennefer (The Witcher series) is pretty fine, and back in college I had quite a thing for Seras Victoria (Hellsing).
I'm not gay but.... My Husband is
You reminded me of a joke. In Brazil there are lots of jokes about Portuguese being dumb, kinda like blonde jokes. There's one where the Portuguese says "Brazilians are way too naive, anything you tell them they believe you, I was in a cruise ship with one of them, I lied to him and told them I was gay, he believed me and spent the entire trip fucking me in the ass"
I'm not gay but.. My Wife is
Same
boy it would be really awkward if it turned out you were the two parts of the same couple
OMG! Can you imagine!
Bumping into my husband online.. That'd be embarrassing!
Henry Cavill. Absolute sculpture of a man.
Edit: I misread the question, but the answer still stands for he is a golden god
I think… Ryan Gosling…? He’s a bit milfy
Salma Hayek
I'm gay, but mine is Hasan Piker. I'd do very dirty things to that man lol
I'm gay, buuut ...
Young Patrick Swayze
A fit femboy twink
Any not too nasty man willing to pay over $500/hour, lol
I'm a 6 on the Kinsey scale. There is no sum of money or volume of alcohol that could persuade me to even be in the same room as an unclothed vagina.
You could hold a machine gun to my head and it would still be a hard pass. Penis ftw 💪
As a straight woman, I thought all of us mammals actually like breasts though... No?
I guess some penises come with breasts... How do you feel about those?
Funny that. I was breast fed and the only sexual experiences I've had with women involved the top half... Boobs dont gross me out like vaginas.
Tits/penis combos sound fine but id still choose a hairy chest any day. Tits or not ha.
sameses but maybe you found yourself attracted to a women, no necessary in lets' take off our clothes and get down on the ground.
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