It’s perfectly normal to ask your girlfriend a series of questions.
Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian?
Depends if I can video tape the results.
Honey, you see a tortoise on the ground
Better convince her of approving of your dick moves instead - that's more fun for all people involved.
I'm currently reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Every time I try to watch Blade Runner I fall asleep for some reason so I'm hoping reading the book first will give me more interest in wanting to actually stay awake to watch the movie.
Its interesting in how wildly different they are. I think both are great though.
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