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Bard: Get in line. I wish for... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say I wish for one more wish?

Edit: if this isn't a casting of viscous mockery then I don't know what is.

Edit 2: I forgot the point of the joke, fixed plural problems

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

I wish for one unrestricted wish

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Then I wish for two more wishes.

Then I wish that wishes are an absolute value.

Then I wish for a million fewer wishes.

[-] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Then I wish for 65,536 wishes. The genie crashes with an integer overflow error.

[-] Daxter101 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, it doesn't crash, now you just have to perform 65,535 wishes for the genie.

[-] lambisio@feddit.cl 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Dormamu! I've come to charm!"

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

pelvic thrust

[-] lambisio@feddit.cl 4 points 2 weeks ago

...I just mentally read that in the voice of Cyclops's "OPTIC BLAST!".

Thank you I hate it :p

[-] djmikeale@feddit.dk 6 points 2 weeks ago

I wish for more genies

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 99% certain everyone who tries thinking of loopholes to get infinite wishes wouldn't know what to do with them.

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