I'm always kind of amazed by people's ability to identify birds after seeing them zip by in like half a second.
Me: That bird was fast.
Them: What kind of bird was it?
Me: Dunno looked like an angry sphere.
Them: OH! It's a red cloaca shit pigeon.
I'm always kind of amazed by people's ability to identify birds after seeing them zip by in like half a second.
Me: That bird was fast.
Them: What kind of bird was it?
Me: Dunno looked like an angry sphere.
Them: OH! It's a red cloaca shit pigeon.
The goldcrest may only weigh 1/100th of a pound, but they can be angry for up to three times their body weight.

The Golden-crowned Kinglet, their North American relative, weighs about the same. I see them somewhat commonly in the summer.
They are so dang cute

Resting bird face
What's that in standard units? 5g? Yeah, that's small
borb

STOP JUDGING ME!!!
On the internet, nobody knows you're a goldcrest
Please tell me this isn’t AI.
it isn't. they exist. they are adorable.
What do I have to do to get these in my yard?
Step 1: Live in Japan or Himalayas or Europe.
The world has made this bird the embodiment of punk rock.
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