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Is that George Floyd
It's Herman Cain.
I will upvote so your wife sees this. Enjoy the jalapeño poppers!
hold up maybe i can be your wife tell me about these poppers
But, like, can I have some?
Are you my wife? If so, we'll see if you're a good girl! ;) I think you know what I mean.
Stop it, this is inefficient use of the internet!
It's worked to keep our marriage going for 40-plus years, but I suppose you know best.
You have been sending selfies over the internet by posting them in random communities for 40+ years? Man… talk about early adopters
Jeez. Can no-one here follow simple directions? He said keep scrolling.
I have and thus have reached your comment.
Do air fryers take that long to preheat?
The store real close honey
Mine takes less than a minute.
Plenty of time for me to get my nut off while the poppers crisp up. What are you wearing?
i've noticed a distinct difference in crispiness when i let mine warm up like five minutes longer than the official preheat.
I used to live next door to a fancy little bodega that would sell that shit. First floor underneath me was a place that sold ice cream and rented videotapes, plus a guy in the back apartment who kept screaming about stabbing me. So you can move quick with them poppers.
Just so you know. I have my air frier set and I expect you to mail me some… 🤣
Then I expect you to do your part now that I've put dinner on the table.
a table was not mentioned
Publix mentioned 🍊🟢
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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