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Those who know.....
I feel like this is the kind of thing that only happens when you take these items out of your own shopping cart, put them on a shelf and then take a picture of them and post to the internet like "Ha ha guys, isn't this so bizarre?"
They’re even perfectly arranged on the shelf.
No.....I've seen people like this. They take stuff out of their cart, put on the closest shelf, and walk off.
When I was a kid, I'd pick it up, throw it at them, and yell "YOU FORGOT THIS!!!"
I'd always try to aim for the torso. I wanted to hit their head, but I have bad aim. One time I did hit them in the head. Can of green beans. They came over to yell at me, and them my mom got in her face about yelling at her son. Meanwhile I'm behind my moms back making faces.
Then my mom asked "Were you actually throwing things at her?" I said yes. She asked why. I said because she left her mess for someone else to clean. She then told me I had the right idea, but I can't throw stuff at people. I said "Actually I can. Hit her right in the back of the head!"
She just shook her head and said "Not what I meant...."
Something about the way of writing made me, honestly, for a moment, think that your dad was gonna show up and beat you with a set of jumper cables.
RogerSimon10?
Nah. Regardless of time of day my dad would have been drunk somewhere. Maybe at home. Maybe at work. Maybe driving between the two.
That's where my mind went too
It reads how my toddler nephew speaks.
Wait, sponges?
The sponges, gloves, Pringles can, and lotion go together to make a DIY fleshlight, apparently.
Missing the gloves, but still
Fuck it. I'm living alone, I like pringles. I'm trying this out tomorrow.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I'm 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Your uhhh, Username checks out.
Please report back with the results
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator... so she doesn't bother You while you're playing Fortnite, right?
When I was 5 I handcuffed the neighbor girl behind her back.....then I tickled her.
TIL
Or the wife said yes to the request.
Ye but if she isn't cool with my Pringles fucknin bet the sex life is cold
No no no.......the wife requested the pringles can. Your dick goes inside. You get handcuffed to the bed. She gets more girth, you feel nothing.
Then she plays fortnite while sitting on your face. She uses the lotion to wank you, but stops everytime you get close. Then she gives you the sponges, and you can clean the house.
Not sure what that blurry orange bag is. I'm sure it's kinky.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026
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