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Dating apps metaphor
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When you think about it all trees are cell towers
I know it's about dating apps but I just wanted to say that I like the idea of dressing up random human-made structures like this.
If that's the same tree I'm thinking of, it's an evil man-made creation that uses noise frequency humans can't hear to drive off animals from their homes. My only source for this is the movie Hoppers.
Uh ... no. It's not the tree you're thinking of. This is a cell phone tower, where your 5G comes from.
That would still make it evil. The 5G horses around my house have been stalking me. 5G has to go.
It's so fun to be able to tell who's a bot on the dating sites.
It's actually really simple: did they message me first? 100% of the time they were bots.
It’s actually really simple: did they message me first? 100% of the time they were bots.
The problem is, anyone you message is using the same test, thus deciding that you are a bot. The only logical way to handle this is to ensure you start all messages with "Greetings fellow human, I have perused the photographs of yourself that you put online. Not only are they very attractive – they're interesting too. You did the right thing putting them up, and it was very brave to do so. I would lime to get to know you better..." That way no-one will be confused.
did they message me first? 100% of the time they were bots.
Not true!
Some of the people who message you first are human! Human scammers, human onlyfans girls who want you to pay for nudes, etc.
Good point, I unfairly took their humanity away when I included them in the bot category.
...But then again they took their own humanity away when they decided to become scammers lol
"Cell...you...lair? Haha, what is that? Are you making up words? Anyway, my wooden roots way down in this soil sure are providing me with nutrients today."
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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