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[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 141 points 1 week ago
[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 week ago

Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 29 points 1 week ago

yes but but

damnit after quitting nicotine in two phases I'll be damned if my autistic ass isn't realizing that the hand to mouth thing is a hard bitch to give up

that being said

what's your favorite recipe or something

[-] earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I know a person who got addicted to using chapstick to get that hand to mouth fixation. Just constantly applying it. Your mileage may vary.

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 10 points 1 week ago

i got a little necklace with a hollow metal tube on it. i really don't even suck or blow on it anymore. i just like flinging it around my fingers, kinda like yo-yo tricks.

oh shit maybe i should get a yo-yo

anecdote time

my biggest issue is when I'm working on computer, i really need to have something hanging out of my mouth.

this was a recent development after going through a phase with vapes that were light enough for me to just hold with my lips, I was never one of those guys that could work with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. tried a couple of times when i was younger and always gagged

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

what’s your favorite recipe or something

I make really good cherry-garlic ribs.

  • 1 cup soy sauce
  • 1 cup cider vinegar
  • 1 can cherries (pitted)
  • some beer or wine
  • dr pepper OR cherry cola
  • 1 jalapeno pepper
  • 1 small can of tomato paste
  • 4-5 cloves of garlic (chopped small)

roast that at 275 for 5-6 hours

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ok, I roasted all that for 5.5 hours - now do I add the ribs?

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[-] reader@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago

unemployment will kill you

[-] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Me listening to a discussion comparing two things then going "uh, actually this third thing is also bad"

[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

Newsflash: many employed people use drugs.

[-] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 21 points 1 week ago

I'm high at work right now!

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Good thing I'm not unemployed then.

[-] ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

No worries. The rat race will too. Or at least kill the humanity you contained, and leave you a shell of a being.

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago

The idea that losers abuse substances is the one of the dumbest correlation/causation mistakes. Almost as stupid as "black people are more likely to be criminal".

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

True, being absolutely zooted at 4 pm on a Wednesday is for winners!

[-] Float@startrek.website 41 points 1 week ago

I'm off work and at home by 4pm, so I'll have a joint if I like, thanks.

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[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 33 points 1 week ago

Judging other people for being zooted at 4 pm on a Wednesday even moreso!

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

absolutely zooted

What decade is this?

[-] sydd@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

The 20's, everything checks out.

[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

It’s the winners that can afford the good, top shelf weed ;)

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

Moralizing to drug addicts helps no one. All it does is make you feel better about yourself for a bit and make someone else feel worse when they're already down and using to cope. Your attitude actually contributes to a culture that promotes unhealthy relationships with substances.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

not talking about causation

Ok

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago
  • Be Unemployed

  • Do literally anything

Fascist: "This is why you're unemployed"

[-] paultimate14@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

I smoked weed and went progressively harder for the last few years.I really enjoyed it a lot: my joints felt better, sleep was easier, I found more joy in movies, TV shows, music, food, and sex. Exercise was easier and I lost weight.

Starting last fall I noticed my memory was getting bad, and at times my mind woukd just shut down. So at first I cut back, then stopped it entirely. Been completely off for 3 months nkw, which should be more than enough time for all the THC to be out of my system and my canmabanoid receptors to be reset. I never used it until my 30's so there should.be pretty much no risk of long-term issues.

Since then, I'm proud to report that those same problems just got even worse AND I've lost all of the benefits! Yay!

[-] procrastitron@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Try playing n-back games to improve your memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-back

Memory is a skill and can atrophy over time, but you can also improve it over time with the right practice.

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[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Sounds like it’s time to start using again haha

I’ve used medical marijuana for close to 20 years now for an autoimmune disease. Yeah maybe I’m a little more forgetful, but hot damn! Being able to get out of bed and function is worth it.

[-] RepublicansAreEvil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah I am on a break too and haven't noticed this lightning fast recall that others talked about in terms of memory. But then again I smoked a lot and never had that bad of a memory to begin with unless I was like cheech and Chong level baked

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[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

With booze, you lose. With dope, there's hope!

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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 21 points 1 week ago

Sorry gents and gentiles, moderation is the only safe thing, and sometimes not even that.

[-] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

"Everything in moderation, including moderation."

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

moderation is the only safe thing

Safety isn't the only priority.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 week ago

In the context of this meme it is.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

context of this meme

A magical children's toy with no genitals?

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 week ago

Read the fucking words on the image asshat

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Look at the picture, sweetheart.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 week ago

The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context. You've apparently never seen a meme before.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context.

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[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Have you ever saw half a police department steping on someones ass or breaking into a house because someone got a few dozens of well brewed alcoholic beverages? Alcohol is safer

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago

Not everyone lives in a country with stupid drug laws. The danger is not from weed, it's from your dogshit government.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I thought it was obvious that that was my argument

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately no opinion is too stupid to be sincere on the internet, can't be sure anything is sarcasm unless it has an /s

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[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

When it comes to drugs, play the long game so you can enjoy them your whole life. Take breaks, switch things up. Don't let the drugs control you.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That's why I didnt even bother with them. I am easily addicted so I'd rather only deal with the addictions I already have

[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lpt: If you make up weekly schedule based on cross tolerance and stick to it you can avoid addiction for longer.

Meth Monday

Tramadol Tuesday

Weed Wednesday

Etc

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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Alcohol cures liver

[-] mashr4@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Check your local NA meetings people, it helps. Don't compare substances, everything can be harmful. I'd argue that culture around these 2 can be really toxic, glorifying use without acknowledging risks.

[-] lonerangers1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

"Me" and "the alcoholic" are the same person

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